I love my babycakes

I’M SCREAMING IN THIS FIC TONY COMES RUNNING DOWN THE HALL LIKE “I may have purposely set the Hulk offf” and then chapter ends and the next one starts with “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DID IT FOR THE VINE?”

One of my favorites

me getting ready to go out

someone who does photoshop reverse this

Me getting home from work

Shaggy that is so fucking rude

Jahdjs

I agree

I like it when tybalt tells mercutio to “have at thee boy” because it’s like a really old timey “try me bitch”

Stonermatsugirl35 will pay for her war crimes.

we need to teach women that it’s ok for them not to become mothers because if i see any more bad moms movies coming out and keep seeing sitcoms about moms who hate their children and hate being moms i’m gonna scream like its not ok to bring a child into this world just to turn them into a traumatized adult, being a mother is about putting all your time and energy into a growing and vulnerable human being and if you’re not ready to do that, don’t become a mom.. you can lead a perfectly happy and fulfilling life without having a child just to traumatize them and make both you and your children’s lives miserable

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

yes!! the ocean lessens their heavy load. Furthermore, they seem to enjoy seeing new places but by the time they’ve reached maturity they move so slowly you can hardly tell they’re moving. this not only conserves energy but also gives the biome on their shells time to adapt to different temperatures!

What’s the average life span?

Hard to say. You’ll never find their bones because even when they die, the islands live on.

I bet @hexcoderose would like this

Do they eat anything special since they’re so big? Or do they just photosynthesise and such, like plants do??? I love them

they eat dirt