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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

It could be better. He’s never had a romantic partner, only casual flings. For those flings, he usually makes sure they have water and aren’t hurting, and then gets up to do his own thing.

If he ever does get a romantic partner, however, he slowly learns the ways of giving proper aftercare. He’ll offer to run them a bath if one is available, and he’ll spend a bit cuddling them if he has time.

It’ll take some time, but eventually he can be a big ol teddy bear with long term partners.

Pro tip: Lightly scratch his back, he LOVES it~

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his eyes. Not only are they unique, but he’s able to strike fear (and sometimes arousal) into just about anyone he stares at.

For his partner, he likes (and this is gonna sound weird) their veins. He loves the look of them under their skin, and thanks to his stand, he’s able to feel their blood pulsing through them like a heartbeat. He’ll often drag his tongue over visible veins on his partner’s wrist, looking at their expression with those dark eyes all the while.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Comes out in thick ropes and is slightly metallic in taste. He doesn’t expect his partner to swallow, but greatly appreciates it when they do (though he won’t really show it).

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Has an on-again off-again sexual relationship with Prosciutto. He is his most trusted ally, and the closest thing to a friend he has. When things get stressful and they need an outlet to let it off, they’ll often visit each other’s rooms to alleviate it.

Prosciutto is one of the few partners Risotto has had that is able to handle his assets without too much trouble.

He’s also slept with Melone, though it was only a one-time thing (much to Melone’s disappointment).

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

While he hasn’t had too many partners, he’s knowledgeable about sex. He usually leaves his lovers satisfied. He’s had partners of both sexes and doesn’t have a preference for either.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Against a wall, where he’s able to tower over his partner, or even hold them up against it.

He likes to feel dominant, so anything where he’s over top his partner is preferred.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Doesn’t have a goofy bone in his body. He may be able to tolerate goofiness to a certain extent with certain people (he’ll mostly roll his eyes and ignore any jokes), but he only has so much patience. If he finds his partner talking too much, he’ll find something to stuff in their mouth to shut them up.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Only has little bit of it on his groin, he’s surprisingly next to hairless everywhere else.

Same colour as on his head, albeit slightly darker.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Isn’t intimate unless he’s with a long-term romantic partner. Though his exterior is stone cold, he has a soft core that can be a bit hard to get into. But once someone reaches it, he can be a very tender, affectionate partner in his own Risotto way.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Risotto doesn’t jerk off very often, usually too busy with being a capo. But eventually it’ll all build up, and he’ll take a bit of time away to take care of himself.

He mostly uses his imagination, though if he has a romantic partner, he may keep a piece of their clothing to aide him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He likes sounding, both on himself and his partner. He knows it can be a little intimidating and won’t force his partner to be on the receiving end, but he very much enjoys it on himself.

He also enjoys a bit of bondage, but only on his partner.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His office or bedroom, since it’s (mostly) private. His squad knows well enough to stay away when the doors to his office are closed, and they don’t even think about approaching his bedroom unless it’s an emergency.

That being said, there have been a few times where courtesy has been thrown to the wind...much to his annoyance.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Risotto has the self control of a palace guard, so teasing him isn’t always fruitful, even with romantic partners. He defs has a “work mode” that keeps him from getting distracted from such things.

However, every so often, the flirting and light caresses will get to him...hopefully their partner is ready for the consequences of goading him on~

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing unhygienic, obviously.

Apart from that, he’s open to just about anything, even some of the more hardcore stuff. Pain doesn’t really affect him, so BDSM is more for his partner than himself.

If he doesn’t like something he’ll let it be known, but he’s down to try most things at least once.

That being said: He doesn’t like to bottom very often.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Loves getting oral, especially watching his partner gag and struggle swallowing down his cock. He can get his paperwork done a lot faster when he as someone giving him head under his desk~

He also enjoys giving it and is very skilled with dicks and pussies. His dark eyes will never leave his partner’s face, soaking in their expressions the whole time.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Sorta in the middle most of the time. He knows he is far from small, and even the most skilled partner can have difficulties taking him.

Sometimes, if it’s with a romantic partner, he’ll go slow and sensual to show how much he cares for them, and to just enjoy their embrace.

And sometimes he’ll have a lot of frustrations built up, and his ruthless thrusting can leave his partner gasping like a fish out of water by the end of it. He tries to not lose his cool like this often, but sometimes he just can’t help himself.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

While he prefers to take his time during sex, sometimes that isn’t possible with how busy he is.

It can be a good way to pass the time, at least-

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

While he could most likely get away with being caught in public due to his high status, he prefers not to if he can help it. He’s a private person and doesn’t want anyone barging in on him.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He will more than likely always outlast his partner; he has the stamina of a stallion and will leave his partner wrecked by the end of the night.

If anyone can outlast him, they’ll have his respect.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He very much enjoys using metal toys (big surprise) mostly consisting of plugs. Mostly for his partners, but he certainly won’t turn down the invitation to use them on himself if that is what his partner is offering.

He likes to make them vibrate using his stand~

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Teasing on both ends is a waste of time, and he doesn’t have a lot of it to spare. So, he prefers to just get into the good stuff as soon as possible.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

On the quiet side, he doesn’t make much noise and very rarely talks. Maybe if he’s in the mood he’ll be a little noisier for his partner’s enjoyment, but he prefers to hear it from them instead.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

With his partner’s consent, he’ll use Metallica on rare occasions to make things a little more interesting. This is mostly done by having a lot of blood collect in certain places to make them even more sensitive.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Holy shit this guy is HUGE. We’re talking a good 10.5 inches with lots of girth. Uncut, with a thick vein that goes down the side. Sticks practically straight out. It also has several piercings (a reverse Prince Albert, 3 frenums and a lorum)

Very intimidating, and not for the faint of heart.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Kinda on the low side, he has a lot of work to do and his squad to look after. When things get a little too hectic, however, he’s eager for a release.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Doesn’t like to sleep after sex unless it’s with a trusted partner, even if it’s late into the night. He has the natural instinct to keep watch and take charge, and he’ll have to ease into sleeping with his partner after a roll in the hay over time. But once he does, he very much enjoys it...though he’ll still wake up earlier than his partner the next day.

There’s work to be done, after all.

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Definitely on the top of the list of Jojo characters I’d bang...but I’d be hella intimidated by that dick adsdfh 😰

Hope you enjoyed! And if you don’t agree with any of these, that’s fine! These are just my personal headcanons!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Is very attentive with his partners, especially romantic ones. If he isn’t busy, he’ll give them water, a snack, cuddles and lots of praise. For romantic partners, he’ll even draw them a nice warm bath if there is one available! He has a variety of soaps and oils for just an occasion.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes everything about himself and thinks he’s the peak of attractiveness. Whether that’s true or not is in the eye of the beholder.

For his partner, he loves loves loves bellies. Especially pregnant ones, the bigger the better.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He is very conscious about his diet, which has made his cum taste rather sweet (as far as cum goes) because of it.

He doesn’t like it “going to waste” by having it end up outside of someone and will pout if his partner spits or wants him to pull out.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He doesn’t have secrets, he’s very open to his sex life. A little too open. Pesci is still traumatized from hearing what Melone did on that one trip to Florence-

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He knows sex like the back of his hand. He has experience with all types of bodies and sizes. He isn’t picky and will sleep with pretty much anyone (as long as they’re of age).

The number of virginities he’s taken is rather staggering.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves any and every position, even the weirder ones. He hopes to try every position in the Kama Sutra...and then some!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He enjoys a little bit of silly banter and laughing with people he’s familiar with, but he doesn’t like things going too far. Sex is rather sacred to him, and he doesn’t like it when people treat it as a joke.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Keeps things nice and smooth down there, he likes how it feels! His pubes are the same colour as his hair (whether it’s the manga or anime version).

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s kinda...pseudo romantic if that makes sense? As in he’ll spout out a lot of praise and “romantic talk”, but he doesn’t necessarily mean it. He’s mostly just in the moment.

With romantic partners, however, he is nothing but genuine with his words.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Unless he’s swamped with work, he usually jerks off every day if he doesn’t have a partner to have fun with. Sometimes multiple times!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He’s got a breeding kink, is it any surprise? IS IT ANY FUCKING SURPRISE?!

He also has a hardcore pregnancy kink, which also isn’t a surprise. Doesn’t have to be with a cis woman either, everyone can join in on the fun!

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He’ll do it pretty much anywhere if it doesn’t hurt his back, and children aren’t in the area. He has a room made especially for sex, though, so that would be his favourite place. It’s got everything he needs!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

This man is pretty much always horny, even on important missions. The only time he isn’t is when it’s something serious like a death.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Honestly, apart from scat, he’s into pretty much everything ._.

He has some things he likes over others, but for the most part if his partner wants it, he’ll happily oblige.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Likes receiving, but LOVES giving it. He’s very generous in that regard and is also extremely skilled with his mouth. Doesn’t matter what he’s working with, he can make someone cum hands free!

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on the overall mood. Sometimes things call for taking it nice and slow, and sometimes he loves nothing more than going HORD >:O

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Prefers to take his sweet ass time to enjoy every moment of sex, but sometimes his schedule makes that impossible. So, a nice quickie to clear his head can be just what he needs!

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He has little shame. Every member of La Squadra has caught him multiple times, he does not give a FUCK.

In fact, he doesn’t care if anyone catches him (so long as they aren’t children).

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Has high stamina and has outlasted a majority of his partners. Those few that managed to outlast him (*cough* Risotto *cough*) have his utmost respect.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

There isn’t a toy this man doesn’t own. Dildos of every shape and size, vibrators, rope, BDSM gear, ect.

He could open his own sex shop I s2g-

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s a gold medal winner in teasing a lot of the time and can take his fair share of it as well. Though there are times where he wants to skip it and just get down to the nitty gritty.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

It can range from soft groans to nonstop babbling. It all honestly depends on his partner’s preference or how he’s feeling that day. Usually, it’s sorta in the middle.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He’s slept with all the members of La Squadra apart from Pesci (not that Melone doesn’t want to, Pesci is just intimidated by the former’s sexual prowess and intimacy overall).

He’ll gladly tell you how each member is in bed, much to the chagrin of the others-

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Cock is uncut and around 6.8 inches with a nice thickness. The tip is a cute pink colour. Curves slightly to the side.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Yes.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’ll usually bounce after the act, since he has a lot of work he has to get done. With romantic partners he may be willing to stay behind, but he usually has to be up and ready to go on short notice due to work.

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I listened to Womanizer by Brittany Spears while writing this...seemed appropriate.

Hope you enjoyed! And if you don’t agree with any of these, that’s fine! These are just my personal headcanons!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Is very attentive and caring, making sure his partner is comfortable. Often times he can’t stay very long for cuddles, but makes sure his partner feels safe and relaxed.

He makes and effort to stay for some cuddles with romantic partners, though.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his hands, they are very talented and hardworking.

For his partner, he likes their lips. Perfect for kissing, and they look so pretty wrapped around his cock~

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Cums a fair amount, usually in long ropes. He’ll always ask his partner if they want him to cum inside or out, and doesn’t have a preference on where it ends up.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

A man never kisses and tells~

In other words: He’s very private with his sex life, and won’t go into details about it no matter how much you beg.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s done it with one woman only once, but you wouldn’t know that from how well he can fuck you, regardless of what you have downstairs. Sex just comes naturally to him.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary may be boring to some, but to him it’s the perfect way to feel truly intimate to someone. He can gaze into their eyes, and see every little expression change. Perfect for kissing, too!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s very serious, even with silly romantic partners. He doesn’t crack jokes very often in general, but the bedroom is is especially off limits for him.

But every so often, he’ll let a small chuckle slip if he’s in a good mood.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Most of his hair is in his downstairs area, which he keeps well groomed. If his partner really wants it, he’ll shave it bare, but prefers to have it there.

It’s black, like the rest of his hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

With romantic partners he doesn’t skimp out on anything. Praise galore (in both English and Italian), touching all the right spots, and going at the perfect pace.

With casual partners he’s a bit more...causal, but still attentive to their needs.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Masturbates the least out of the group, since the mood doesn’t strike him that often (and he’s often busy). When he does do it, he likes to take his time and use his imagination.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

While he himself doesn’t like being tied up, he loves doing it to his partner (with their consent, of course). He has a nice collection of rope for every occasion.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Somewhere closed off and familiar, like his bedroom or office. He also isn’t a fan of being interrupted, so somewhere with a lock is preferable too.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He isn’t into flings, and prefers to do it with people he knows and trusts. Once he finds a romantic partner, he is fully enamoured with them, and is obsessed with their touch. A gentle caress of his cheek is all he needs before he’s following them to the bedroom.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing unhygienic, obviously.

Never anything that makes him immobilized. Like the rest of his team, he’s always on guard, and doesn’t like feeling vulnerable. Not being able to use his stand fills him with anxiety.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Enjoys a good blowjob every so often, and will return the favour afterwards~

He’s pretty good at it, especially with eating pussy.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It depends on how his partner wants it, and he’s fully capable of giving both with satisfying results.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He prefers to have sex be longer, but if his partner really wants one then he won’t say no.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Even though he can get away with getting caught in public, he prefers to keep it in the bedroom.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has very high stamina, and can keep up with the pros. He’ll go as many rounds as his partner wants, and never feels unsatisfied.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has a nice collection of toys specifically for his partners to use. He of course will use and enjoy them if his partner asks, but prefers not to during his own private time.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He has the patience of a saint, no one has been able to get him to crack. It’s actually led to him getting blue balled a few times, but he still wouldn’t budge.

He only teases if his partner is being difficult…which isn’t for very long.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Very quiet, even if the sex is good. He mostly just lets out soft moans and grunts, but he likes to dirty talk every so often. And he’s very good at it.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He’s a top 99% of the time. He’s been able to get even the most stubborn of people to bottom, he has a demanding presence that makes him the boss.

He does like to bottom, but only on special occasions with a long term romantic partner.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Biggest cock of the group at almost 10 inches, nice and thick and uncut.

They’ve all seen it, and they’re all jealous.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Is actually on the low side, since he’s busy looking after the others and the gang as a whole. It’ll be higher if he has a romantic partner, and unless there’s something important he can’t ignore, he’ll never turn down his lover’s request.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Usually doesn’t like to fall asleep after sex unless he’s completely comfortable with the person. If he sleeps with you after sex, that means he completely trusts and loves you, congrats!

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Damn, I kinda made him OP…but tbh he just seems like a natural pro at it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hope you enjoyed! And if you don’t agree with any of these, that’s fine! These are just my personal headcanons!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

“Hold on a sec, I got you.”

He loves giving and receiving aftercare, especially with romantic partners. He’s got a special snack stash and everything.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his torso. He works very hard to stay in shape, and he obviously loves showing off his muscles. Especially his tummy.

As for his partner, he’s totally a hand guy. He loves looking at them, holding them, and seeing what kinda fun stuff they can do~

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Cums a normal amount that’s rather pungent. His diet is healthy enough (okay, it could be better) but it’s just naturally like that.

He’s just as happy cumming all over someone’s face as he is inside them. It’s gotten into people’s eyes several times...turns out his aim isn’t the best when it comes to that-

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves taking nudes, and will totally send a dick pic if asked. You don’t even have to know him that well, he’ll just be like “sure” and send one your way.

He’ll never send one unsolicited...unless it’s one of his close friends for the lulz-

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s slept with a few people, but only women. He’s totally down, and really wants to fuck a guy, though.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything that can get him really deep, he loves to go balls deep in his partner~

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

THIS BOY IS SILLY SMH...

Even “serious” sex will probably end with him doing something to make his partner laugh, it’s just how he likes to express his affection. He won’t constantly crack jokes if his partner isn’t into that, but if it’s fair game he’s going for it.

Oh, and he can’t help but giggle at funny sounds. He’ll apologize if it embarrasses his partner bUT YEAH-

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s a hairy boy! And rather proud of it too, actually! He has a healthy amount of chest hair that travels down his navel, leading to a happy trail, that ends with a nest of dark brown pubes. If asked nicely, he’ll keep things tidy down there, but will refuse to shave it. He likes feeling and looking natural.

Oh, and he has a bit of a hairy ass too-

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s not romantic when it comes to flings, it’s all about the pleasure. But with those close to him, especially romantic partners, he loves to show his affection for them. When he’s found the one, he brings out the big guns, and can be a real romantic deep down.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Oof, he jacks off a LOT. Several times a week, unless he has a steady fuck buddy/partner. He’s got a lot of pent up energy, and a lotta cum in his balls-

He doesn’t do anything special, he likes to just crank them out. He doesn’t have the patience to edge himself, he wants to cum as soon as possible.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He’s got a bit of a scent kink. Not only does he like it when people enjoy his musk, he likes his partners being a little on the ripe side as well.

Not in the “hasn’t showered in 4 days” kinda way, more in the “showered earlier in the day, but was busy and a little sweaty” way.

He prefers a natural scent over perfume/cologne.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Honestly, anywhere with the possibility of getting caught. He loves the thrill. He also loves doing it in other people’s bed. Yes, he has fucked in the other’s beds, and Fugo kicked his ass for it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

It doesn’t take a lot to get him going. Sometimes all it takes is a look, and he’s raring to go.

What never fails is caressing, especially his cheeks and stomach. Do that, and you’ll find yourself bedded in no time.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing unhygenic, you know how it be.

But he really doesn’t like having his hands tied and eyes covered. He’s always on guard, and anything that can debilitate him stresses him out. He’ll gladly do it to his partner, but will adamantly decline it on himself.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Loves giving and especially receive it. Getting head is his favourite way to unwind after a hard mission.

He’s a pro at eating pussy, but needs a little practice with sucking cock. He has a bit of a gag reflex, but he’s also extremely stubborn.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He prefers to go fast and rough, letting off his pent up energy. With the right person and setting, he can be very slow and sensual, but it always ends up with him fucking them raw by the end of it. He goes hard and cums harder, what can I say?

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies are the best, and what he usually does the most when it comes to sexual encounters. He’s usually on the move, so a little quickie can get the blood pumping and energy flowing.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

STINKY NAUGHTY BOY...he gets off to doing it in public hardcore. If his partner doesn’t want to he’ll respect that, but if they’re game he’ll be dragging them to the nearest alleyway/empty bathroom and going ham.

Has he been caught? Yes. Does he feel ashamed? Absolutely not.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He’s got pretty high stamina, being as high energy as he is. He can keep up with his partner, even the well experienced ones. So far he hasn’t been beat, but he eagerly awaits to be challenged.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

This guy loves butt plugs, and if he isn’t fucking someone’s ass, he’ll often insist on having them wear one. Or anal beads, those are cool too.

He likes using other toys too, mostly on his partner, but having something up his ass every so often is great fun.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh man this guy can be a fucking prick when it comes to teasing. If he has a feisty partner, he’s bringing on the sass hardcore. Nothing pleases him more than having them finally break and begging him to fuck them.

His patience, on the other hand, is pretty low. He’ll be voicing his annoyance pretty quickly if thing aren’t going the speed he wants.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s usually not really loud, mostly just quietly grunting with a bit of dirty talk thrown in. But if his partner wants him to ham it up a bit, he totally will. In fact, he’ll often not shut the fuck up if that’s what they’re into.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Sex Pistols has interrupted his intimate moments several times. To most people, it appears he’s yelling at nothing, to which he just says “don’t worry about it” while getting up to get them a snack.

5 cries every time he sees Mista naked, which the others make fun of-

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Length wise it’s pretty average, around 6 inches, but it’s nice and thick. Uncut, and points downward slightly.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Mista loves sex, probably more than anyone else in the group. He doesn’t always have access to it due to his work (unless he has a FWB with one of his peers) but he’ll jump at the opportunity to roll in the hay any time. He’s not picky with gender or body type, either, just as long as they’re consenting adults and take care of themselves.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

For flings he usually leaves after a while, since his work always has him on the move. But with romantic partners/people he’s comfortable with he’s out like a light pretty quick.

And yes, he snores. Loudly.

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First Jojo character hOPE YOU LIKE IT! Feel free to request a JJBA character (I’m most familiar with part 5 however)!

Hope you enjoyed! And if you don’t agree with any of these, that’s fine! These are just my personal headcanons!

It was times like these that Tiziano knew Squalo’s anxiety peaked. They had gotten the boss’ orders mere minutes ago: Take down the traitors.

They were good at their job, both knew it. But Squalo was always one to come up with the worst-case scenarios, over analyzing and getting himself worked up. And as his lover, it was Tiziano’s job to ease his racing mind.

They still had time; a little bit of relief would be good for the both of them.

With his mind made, and a fire lit in his belly, the blonde stood up from his perch on their bed and glided over to the man that was fidgeting by the window. He slid into his familiar spot wrapped in the embrace of his lover, closing his amber eyes and letting his warmth seep into his muscles. Squalo eased slightly, but Tiziano knew the edge hadn’t been taken off.

“Squalo.” he spoke finally, eyes still closed. His partner merely grunted, resting his chin on the top of his head. Tiziano chuckled, reaching up to stroke his cheek.

“As much as I would love for you to take me in front of prying eyes, I would much rather have you to myself.”

Squalo’s breath hitched, his grip on him tightening possessively. With another chuckle, Tiziano finally opened his eyes, and gazed up at his lover. They stared at each other, nearly getting lost in a sea of amber and blue, before their lips met. Despite the countless times they did this, Tiziano felt like it was the first time all over again. Many years ago…on the dock of the peer with the setting sun on their backs. It nearly brought a tear to his eye, the passion of that night had never dimmed, it only grew stronger. His other half, his soulmate was right here, and nothing but death would ever separate them.

But even then, both knew they would die for the other in a heartbeat. The afterlife would reunite them for all eternity.

A string of saliva connected the two as they broke away, and Tiziano nearly cried all over again at the sky-blue gaze of his beloved. Such a beautiful man, purer and more perfect than a Roman statue of the gods. The fire haired male traced his thumb over Tiziano’s plump lower lip, whispering endless praises to the most important soul in his life.

Their lips became tangled once more, tongues fighting for dominance as they clumsily stepped backwards towards the modest sized bed. Big enough for fit both of them, but only if they were pressed tightly together. Just how they liked it.

With an impatient growl, Squalo began to feverishly rip the clothes off the other man.

“Patience was never your strong suit.” Tiziano laughed softly, sliding out of his garments before his needy partner damaged them. He could be just as vicious and destructive as his stand.

“I can’t help it, my body aches for you.” the other man replied breathily, swiftly pulling off the cream-coloured pants that stood in the way of his prize. A Cheshire Cat grin grew on his face at the sight of his beloved not wearing underwear…how conveniently naughty.

“Mine as well, amore mio.” purred Tiziano, reaching up to undo the buckles of his shoulder pieces.

No other push needed, Squalo slid the armour off his sturdy shoulders, and lifted his shirt over his head. Tiziano licked his lips at the sight of the man’s chiseled, scar covered chest. There were many nights he would spend hours kissing every inch of his chest, paying special attention to his battle wounds, and following the trail of ginger coloured hair that traveled down his stomach to his greatest treasure. But he was feeling a touch impatient today and knew his partner wouldn’t mind hurrying things along.

Pulling his bottoms down, Squalo’s cock sprung from its confines and greeted his lover. While Tiziano was actually the bigger of the two, he much preferred having the other inside him. He had a wonderfully curved, cut cock that found his spot perfectly without fail, and oh, how it rubbed it just right. It was perfect, just like everything else about Squalo.

Like a starving animal, Tiziano dove right in and began to service his lover’s cock. His experienced tongue circled around the tip, wetting it with saliva. The other man closed his eyes and groaned, tilting his head back and resting a hand on top of the blonde’s head. With the further encouragement, Tiziano began the journey further and further down his gifted cock. Not a single millimetre was missed, the assassin was always thorough. Before long he had reached the base, with his nose brushed against the coarse finger hair of his beloved.

“Ohhh yes, mio caro, just like that…” Squalo moaned, grip tightening ever so slightly.

Tiziano groaned in satisfaction, before hollowing his cheeks and slowly bobbing his head up and down. His nimble fingers reached down to gently roll his full balls.

“Mmmm…mmngh…”

His throat vibrated around Squalo’s cock, causing the latter to groan blissfully. He sang sweet praises in Italian to his lover servicing him so skillfully, each syllable nothing but genuine. All the while Tiziano relished in the taste and natural musk of the man above him. He would spend all day here if he could, the satisfaction of pleasing his partner just as rewarding as the act itself.

Of course, both men were becoming more and more eager for the finale.

Sensing this, Tiziano pulled away with a gasp, swallowing sweet fresh air as his lover regained his composure. Their eyes met, and their lips curled into knowing smiles. It was time.

Hastily, Squalo rummaged through his bag and pulled out the bottle of lubricant. Vanilla flavoured. His eyes never left Tiziano’s as he squeezed the contents onto his fingers, rubbing them together and heating up the cool substance. Still gazing back at him, Tiziano laid on his back and spread his muscular legs apart, revealing his thick cock lazily drooling pre onto his belly, his aching balls hanging beneath, and his clenching entrance begging to be filled.

“You are beautiful as always, il mio tesoro.” Squalo hummed, prodding at the blonde’s eager entrance. With little resistance, his two fingers entered Tiziano’s core. With their healthy sex life, the sun kissed man never needed much prepping, but remained deliciously tight for Squalo’s curved cock. Regardless, the very thought of causing any unnecessary pain to his beloved was not something Squalo ever wanted, so he always took the time to properly prepare him. While one hand busied itself with Tiziano’s entrance, the other began to stroke the heavy cock that was resting on his stomach.

“Mmmm…so generous…”

Squalo chuckled lovingly, tilting his head to the side.

“My greatest purpose in life is to make you happy.”

Putting each other over the boss was certainly a sin, and both men scarcely brought it up, but they knew deep in their hearts that they were each other’s world. The boss’ orders were always final, but they did everything together. Almost like a single organism.

Tiziano sighed blissfully, letting himself be stretched and prepared for what was very soon to come. His cock twitched in the other’s hand and released sticky beads of pre.

“I’m ready, Squalo. Make love to me.”

Nodding, the red head pulled his fingers out and crawled on top of the other, locking lips like they were magnetic. A shaky hand lined the red tip of his cock with Tiziano’s entrance. For a moment they simply gazed into each other’s eyes, heads tilted and stroking each other’s soft features. Tiziano’s amber eyes flashed, signalling to continue. And who was Squalo to deny such a thing?

In one, fluid motion, the shark stand user’s cock glided in with ease. A perfect fit. Both men groaned, tilting their heads back as Squalo stayed still to simply enjoy the feeling of his beloved surrounding him in warmth. They felt like virgins all over again, just like the night on the dock.

“Move.” Tiziano hissed, which was met with a light chuckle from the other man, who did what he was told. It was slow and smooth at first, just to enjoy the velvety feeling of their union. But it never stayed that way for long.

“Faster.”

Again, doing as requested, Squalo adjusted his position and began to properly breed his partner.

“Ohhh yes, juuust like that…” Tiziano sighed blissfully, lulling his head to the side. Squalo chuckled, leaning back in to kiss his plump lips once more.

The bed squeaked beneath them, joined by the sounds skin slapping skin, and the muffled moans of both men. The outside world had continued, blissfully unaware of the two men sharing each other’s bodies in the most intimate way. This was just for them, in that moment, only they existed. Their bodies glistened with sweat, the room starting to fill with the smell of their essence and sex. It was a comforting scent, one that Tiziano blissfully fell asleep to many, many times.

“Sq-Squalo! You’re hitting it! Right there!”

Doubling down on his thrusts, Squalo let out a growl and continued to jam his cock right where Tiziano needed it most. The sun kissed man whimpered, wrapping his legs around his lover’s wide hips, only digging his cock in deeper.

“I’m close…”

“I know, I can feel you squeezing. I’m ghh-getting close too.”

“I know, I can feel you throbbing.”

Both men smiled sinfully at each other, licking their lips before kissing passionately. Their moans were muffled, but not for long. Eyes wide, Tiziano’s back arched.

“Squalo I’m…!”

He needn’t say anything more, Squalo roughly rutted into him a few more times, jabbing his prostate with the tip of his cock, before both men released in unison. It was an art they had perfected in their years together, their very souls in tune with each other.

Tiziano trembled as he felt his lover’s thick, warm seed fill him to the brim. His own cum splashed onto his toned stomach, which was a beautiful sight to the man above him. Panting, desperately trying to catch their breath, both men gazed into their watery eyes once more.

“Mio caro…” Tiziano sighed, caressing his lover’s cheek as the warmth of their afterglow washed over them like an ocean wave. The other man closed his eyes, leaning into his touch and breathed peacefully through his nose. They stayed like that for a handful of moments, still as statues. Until Squalo finally opened his eyes and glanced down at his dishevelled partner’s cum covered navel.

“Oh, Tiziano…you’ve made a mess of yourself.” he teased.

“That was your doing, mio amato.” His partner replied breathily, running a hand through his silky blonde hair. Both men chuckled, kissing one more time, before Squalo pulled out his softening cock. Tiziano whined at the empty feeling, his entrance clenching at nothing as cum started to spill out.

“I will be gone for merely a moment, I’ll help you clean up.“

Tiziano nodded, letting out a silent yawn as his partner fetched a washcloth from the bathroom. And just like he said, he was back in mere moments, and wiping off his release with the warm cloth.

“What about the sheets?” Tiziano inquired, sitting up and glancing down at the small pool of seed that had gathered on the bed. The other man snorted.

“Let the cleaning ladies handle it.”

“I suppose that is their job…”

“You needn’t worry about it.”

Lazily tossing the washcloth aside, Squalo crawled into bed and curled up next to his partner in a cat-like fashion. Both closed their eyes, Tiziano softly petting the man’s unruly ginger hair.

“We need to get going soon.” he gently reminded, causing Squalo to groan quietly.

“Ten minutes…”

Chuckling, the platinum blonde nodded.

He could do that.

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He likes to bathe after sex, and will happily invite his partner to join him if they are close enough. He makes sure to take care around tender parts, not wanting to hurt them.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his hands and arms, considering how decorated they are. They can tell many stories both in and out of the bedroom, and he especially loves to paint his nails all pretty 💅

As for his partner, it honestly all depends on the person. Regardless of how they look, he always finds something attractive about them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Cums an average amount, and it tastes…pretty much how you would expect it to lol

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves being pegged more than actually getting fucked by a real cock. Partly because pegging can lead to more fantastically shaped dicks, but he also just loves the image of his partner all harnessed up and about to bend him over. Plus he isn’t the biggest fan of having cum inside him, and he doesn’t have to worry about that with pegging.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s had a few partners of both sexes, so he’s pretty knowledgeable. Even with his first time he was a natural, going completely by instincts, and leaving both himself and his partner satisfied.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

He likes doing it sideways, in front of a mirror if possible! He loves watching his cock (or his partner’s) get in nice and deep~

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s not super goofy, but he doesn’t mind a little giggling and silliness if the mood is right.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He usually keeps is very well groomed, or may even shave it for special occasions. And oddly enough, the carpet matches the drapes, albeit slightly darker.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

With flings it’s very straightforward, not having a lot of tenderness and be more about the pleasure. With long time partners he is much more attentive and affectionate.

When he’s taking someone’s virginity (something he’s done several times) he is extremely soft and gentle. You’re in the best of hands with him.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t do it too often, since he’s always on the move, but every so often he’ll settle down and do some nice self care. He likes hearing the rain and crickets outside his tent…a peaceful fap :)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He loves dirty talking, and is quite skilled at it. He’ll whisper sweet nothings in your ear, reaching around to play with your nethers in a deliciously low voice…it is quite effective.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

While bedrooms/hotel rooms are nice, Rantaro really enjoys doing it in a tent out in the wilderness away from the hustle and bustle of city life.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Honestly the mood will just randomly strike him, and he’ll start to flirt/get all touchy with his partner until they escalate and make it to the bedroom (or right there on the couch, that’s good too).

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing unhygienic, as always.

He doesn’t like it when his partner scratches his back. One time his partner got a little too overzealous and really scratched his back raw. Not only was it painful, it was rather unsightly, and he had to wear a shirt for the rest of the trip-

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Holy shit does this guy know how to suck cock. I mean he’s a pro at eating pussy too, but MAN does this man suck dick like a champ. He has no gag reflex, and has been able to deepthroat every cock he’s come across without issue.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It depends what the mood is, but he’s pretty consistent with his pacing and roughness.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies are fun! And sometimes that’s all he has time for with how busy he is.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

A little bit of risk can be fun, but he doesn’t like taking stupid ones. If it’s too busy or likely that someone would walk in on them, he’ll politely decline.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has pretty good stamina overall, and can go three or sometimes more rounds on a good day.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He very much enjoys using toys. His favourite combination is a magic wand (for himself and/or his partner) and prostate massager.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

While it isn’t unbearable, he does enjoy a bit of teasing. Once his partner voices their displeasure, he’ll apologize with a chuckle and get back to work.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

More on the quiet side when it comes to moans, but he is very talkative. Lots of dirty talk and words of encouragement.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Along with his several ear piercings, Rantaro has his bellybutton, nipples, tongue and cock pierced (specifically a Jacob’s latter)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Like everything else about him, his dick is very nice to look at. Average length, uncut, smooth, curves slightly upwards and has a nice pair o balls to go with it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not the highest, but still pretty healthy. If he has a stable partner it’s more frequent.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Once he’s all cleaned up, he’s ready for bed. Cuddles are a perfect way to end the night.

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Hope you enjoyed! And if you don’t agree with any of these, that’s fine! These are just my personal headcanons!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s a chill guy, and he likes to chill out after sex. He’ll offer his partner a joint, but won’t force it on them (or smoke if his partner isn’t comfortable with it).

He doesn’t expect a lot in return, but he’d at least like a cuddle and some kisses.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his chin, he feels he has a pretty strong and handsome one-

As for his partner, he loves a nice ass (and he’s not at all picky with them either).

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He cums a decent amount, and it has an almost pungent taste to it. Whether that’s something you like or not is on you lol

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He’s a panty sniffer. Fresh out of the laundry or worn all day, he’ll bury his nose in his partner’s undies whenever he gets the chance. He gets rather embarrassed when he gets caught, though-

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Doesn’t have a whole lot. Despite his mom saying how charming and handsome he is, Hiro was never really seen as desirable by others. This in turn resulted in him not getting many dates, and nothing past first base.

Any know how he gets is from porn. His first few times aren’t terrible, but his lack of experience is obvious.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

Anything where his partner is on top/doing more of the work. He’s a lazy guy, what can I say?

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Hiro’s a chill guy (for the most part), and likes having a good time. So silliness during sex is pretty common for him, especially with long term partners.

He can be serious if the mood calls for it, but more often than not he’ll crack a joke or two.

He totally loves having sex while high too

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

One of the hairier guys in DR. He’s kinda lazy with keeping himself groomed, if the hair on his head didn’t immediately give that away.

If his partner REALLY wants him to, he’ll tidy things up a bit, but nothing drastic.

And yeah, the carpets match the drapes.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It takes a special partner for him to become truly intimate. Sex before finding a dedicated partner is more casual, but with the right person he can be romantic in his own way. He’s no Casanova, but his words are nothing but genuine.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Jacks off quite a bit, especially while single. He’s got a decent collection of porn saved that he likes to fap to, and rarely goes outside his “comfort zone”.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He’s never had a chance to do it, but he loooooves the idea of hypnotizing people. He’ll deny it has anything to do with the occult, and all about delving into the deepest part of your mind and soul...or something like that-

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

He doesn’t like leaving the house unless he has to, so his favourite spots are places like the bed or living room. It’s comfortable and familiar, and he doesn’t have to worry about where the bathroom is afterwards-

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Usually it’s his partner that’ll get him in the mood. It can be as much as them flirting and touching him, or as simple as glancing at him the right way. It all depends on how he’s feeling.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

As always: No toilet stuff.

Apart from that, he’s pretty open to a lot of things, and willing to try most things at least once. Unless it’s like...occult roleplaying, then that’s a hard pass-

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Being lazy, he much prefers to receive rather than give. Doesn’t mean he never returns the favour of course!

He’s actually quite good at eating pussy! Sucking dick not so much…but it gets the job done-

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s on the slow side, preferring to take things nice and steady (and lazy). If his partner wants faster, they’re gonna have to do the majority of the work.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s pretty lazy, so quickies are good for when he’s in the mood, but can’t be bothered to do the whole shebang.

Though sometimes he’s too lazy to even do that-

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He likes the idea in theory, but overall prefers to keep things in the bedroom. His worst fear is his mom walking in on him, so he will absolutely refuse to do anything if she’s staying over.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has pretty low stamina over all, so a round or two is usually all he can handle. There are times where he might have a bit more energy, but they’re few and far between.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He likes using fleshlights, and has a vag, anus and mouth one he alternates between. He enjoys using toys on his partner too, particularly anal beads/butt plugs~

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He likes to do a fair bit of teasing (though nothing too unbearable), but never really does it for long. He’d like to hop into the good stuff sooner rather than later.

He doesn’t like being teased in return, and can be very whiny if his partner teases him too much.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

It depends on how he’s feeling that day. Sometimes it’s nothing more than a few groans and grunts, while others the sex hits him like a sledgehammer and he’ll moan up a storm.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Even though he doesn’t wash his hair very often, the guy still bathes (usually every other day). He can be a bit ripe smelling, but he also smells like incense sticks, but most often smells like a combination of both.

So while he hardly smells like roses, his musk isn’t that intolerable (and hey, some people may like it).

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Uncut dick that’s around 6.5 inches. It has a nice girth to it, and is thickest in the middle.

His balls hang low, and are quite a nice size if you’re into that-

Also has a surprisingly nice ass!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It’s pretty average overall. There are times where it’s on his mind constantly, and others where it never even crosses it. He’s always down to see a nice ass though!

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He conks out pretty quickly...like almost immediately. And he snores...really loud. But the louder he snores, the better the sex was!

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Hope you enjoyed! And if you don’t agree with any of these, that’s fine! These are just my personal headcanons!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

With how “on the go” she is, she’ll sometimes forget to give (or even receive) aftercare. With a gentle reminder from her partner, she’ll happily tend to their needs. Her hugs are well known for being almost healing, and cuddling with her is an absolute treat!

She doesn’t ask for a lot in return, even during rough sex, but she appreciates any that is given to her. All she really needs is some water, a loving kiss and maybe have her hair brushed/braided.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I know I say this a lot, but Angie loves her hands. They are what help create her artwork, which in turn is how she truly praises Atua. If her hands are ever out of commission (like a time she sprained one of them) she is devastated and restless, unable to work.

As for her partner, she likes everything about them! Because Atua worked very hard to create every part, flaws and all. Atua’s creations are beautiful, and she will study and worship her partner and revel in the living artwork that is them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Her cum is sweet, thanks to the amount of fruit in her diet (she eats a lotta pineapples, for one...they’re one of her favourites!). It’s also very sticky, it’s been compared to honey by some.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Angie is actually a top 80% of the time, regardless of who her partner is. She just loves to take control, often saying it is the power of Atua-

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

She’s had a few partners, both male, female and non binary! So she knows what she’s doing pretty well, and will gladly show less experienced partners what to do with not a hint of judgment or high expectations. Afterwards she makes sure to praise them.

“You did great! I am very proud of you, as is Atua!”

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Cowgirl, she loves being on top. Whether her partner has a penis or vagina, she is riding her partner till the cows come home~

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

She can be unintentionally goofy, and she isn’t above giggling at certain things if the mood is right.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Hair is the same colour as on her head, but she usually shaves it to keep up with her sleek appearance.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

She’s not super romantic unless it’s with a long term partner. Though Atua is her first and foremost, her partner is a close second when it comes to who is important to her.

When she acts romantic it is nothing but genuine, with lots of cooing and touching. She loves to gaze into her partners eyes, and you swear you can see hearts in hers.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

She doesn’t do it super often, but sometimes when she’s horny she’ll do it obsessively. Usually she doesn’t go too long without a willing partner, but there have been times where she would do it several times a day just to function.

idk what Atua would want with that, but to each their own ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

She kind has a thing for piercings and tattoos. She finds they make the human body more attractive, and she loves hearing/imagining the meaning behind them.

During foreplay, she’ll often trace her lips/tongue over her partner’s piercings/tattoos.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Her art studio. It may not be the most comfortable, but it’s where she is the most inspired, and closest to Atua. Plus she just finds it a lot of fun!

Her dream location would be at an art museum...perhaps in a gallery full of erotic art~

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Say it with me now: Atua. Yeah, she’ll often associate her urges with Atua, but sometimes her partner can get her engine going.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

As always, nothing hygenic, Angie especially doesn’t like filth.

Along with this, she doesn’t like to do anything that is sacrilegious against Atua. That is a BIG no no.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Her skills are pretty high with both sets of equipment. Her gag reflex is next to none, she can handle just about any size length wise, but some of her more girthy partners have given her some trouble.

She prefers working with vaginas, since she finds they taste better and she has more fun working with them. Her pussy eating skills are off the charts.

She doesn’t expect her partner to be the same level as her, she isn’t picky, but she at least expects they return the favour. If you don’t eat pussy, she’ll give you a harder time when the final act is in play.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

She prefers fast and rough, since she’ll often want to get back to work as soon as she can. Plus it’s just more fun that way!

But in more romantic settings, she enjoys slow and steady too.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

She enjoys them! When her artistic muse is flowing, but she’s also in the mood, it’s a good compromise. Hell, sometimes she’ll still continue to work while she’s being plowed!

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

The really isn’t such thing as a risk to her, because she believes everything happens for a reason. That could be from a sex position that they aren’t familiar with, to the possibility of getting caught, to becoming pregnant. She’ll roll with the punches, and deal with any consequences if they get there.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Pretty damn high. She may not look it, but Angie can go many, many rounds if her body demands it. She’ll say it’s Atua that is giving her the power, but she naturally just has a lot of energy in her. Said energy is mostly used for art, and any excess pretty much goes right into sex.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

While she has some toys (a dildo or two and a magic wand) she’s actually used the handles of her art tools before. When the mood strikes when she’s in her studio, that’s all she has, and sometimes her fingers aren’t enough.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

She can be very teasing. She’s very patient, and the more her partner tries to take control, the more she resists. Often in that tone of voice where you aren’t sure if she’s being condescending or not-

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

She gets pretty loud. She makes a lot of high pitch moans, and she tends to babble a lot (mostly to Atua, but she’ll praise her partner just as much if they’re doing a good job).

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

She has and WILL fuck in the name of Atua. There is a sacred, but lesser known ritual that involves a lot of sex, and she will encourage her partner to participate in it with her. She will understand if they don’t wish to, but will be extremely happy if they do. The sex is absolutely wild, btw-

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

C cup breasts with large dark nipples. Her vaginal lips are also dark, with noticeable outer lips.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It depends on how she’s feeling. Sometimes her art inspiration is all she focuses on, to a point she’ll often forget to eat or drink. But sometimes Atua blesses her with a libido that must be quenched, so her partner better be ready for a wild ride.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

She’s pretty high energy, and she often has her creative juices flowing. So unless it was a long, hard day, she’ll most likely go and work on her art after sex. Often times sex gives her the spike of energy and inspiration!

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Huh...I made her more kinky than I originally thought I would...HOPE YOU LIKED IT :D

Hope you enjoyed! And if you don’t agree with any of these, that’s fine! These are just my personal headcanons!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Hifumi is an attentive guy. He’ll quickly pick up on what things his partner likes to eat/drink, and makes sure it’s on hand.

Wanna watch some anime? This guy’s got you covered. Any genre you’re in the mood for, he’s got a catalogue that’s nothing to sneeze at (eat your heart out, Netflix). Even the more obscure and rare stuff, he probably has it!

All he really asks for in return is some cuddles and praise…and maybe a snack 🍿

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his hands. They are quite talented in drawing…and eventually other things as well. Those fingers are thick, and he learns pretty quick ;3

As for his partner, he likes cheeks (of the face variety lmao). Seeing them blushing, dimples when they smile, it makes his heart flutter. They’re also perfect for kissing! In fact, cheek kisses are the most common type he gives.

Though it isn’t a requirement, chubby cheeks are his favourite ❤️

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

His diet isn’t the best, so his cum kinda reflects that. Having a partner help him take better care of himself should help that, though!

He doesn’t expect his partner to swallow, and gets very flustered if they do.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has a small collection of panties. Not used, thankfully-

He’ll argue they’re for references (and to an extent yes, they are), but they’re also for his own enjoyment as well. He doesn’t try to wear them (they’re way too small) but he’ll use them as an “aid” when he has some alone time.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Very inexperienced. He’s seen plenty of hentai, but the real thing is a whole different story. He’s still getting used to 3D lol

Hifumi is an extremely fast learner, and very intuitive, so it won’t take him long to be a competent lover.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

Cowgirl. With his size, other positions are sometimes a bit awkward and uncomfortable. His partner on top lets both of them enjoy the ride, and let his length get nice and deep.

Being able to see their expressions is a big plus! Even if he’s a bit embarrassed of the faces he makes-

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Being a little silly will definitely help ease the tension the first couple times. The guy actually has a (very dorky) sense of humour, and the nerd will sometimes let it slip out even during sex. But that just means he feels comfortable!

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Has a bit of hair that’s the same colour as on his head, but not as much compared to other DR men.

Every so often he’ll shave it JUST CUZ

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s read his fair share of romance novels to say some (sometimes cheesy) romantic stuff. He likes things slow, so it gives him time to let his partner know how much he cherishes them.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Doesn’t do it as often as you’d think. A lot of it has to do with his work schedule and how dedicated he is, but his libido isn’t super high either.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

One word: Cosplay. If his partner dresses up as his favourite characters he is in heaven. They don’t even have to be “accurate”, the gesture alone is enough.

Besides, he has a very good imagination, so roleplaying will definitely be apart of it as well~

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

His room. It’s familiar and comfortable. He loves talking about the different posters/figures he has with his partner afterwards :’D

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Sometimes watching/reading something spicy will put him in the mood, but a lot of the time his partner would be the one starting things off.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

As always, nothing unhygienic.

Along with that, he doesn’t like pain being inflicted on either himself or his partner. He’s a softie, both figuratively and literally! Inflicting pain just isn’t in his nature, and he doesn’t have a high pain tolerance himself.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He almost never asks for it, but very much appreciates it when his partner initiates it. It can be a nice distraction while he’s at work.

He’s not the most graceful at giving it back, but he tries!

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s usually on the slower side, and going fast often tires him out easily. His stamina isn’t the best, so he prefers slow and steady. He can better enjoy it that way!

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He has a lot of deadlines he has to meet, so quickies can be an efficient way to let off steam if he or his partner needs to.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Not at all a fan of risks. Sure they’re appealing in the smut he partakes in reading, but real life stuff gives him extreme anxiety.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He prefers only going a round or two, but there are times he has more energy than usual. Still, don’t expect to be pounded in oblivion by him.

…foreplay is a different story, however…

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He enjoys using toys more so on his partner rather than himself.

That being said, he does have an impressive collection of exotic dildos. They’re mostly just for show and “research”, but he’s down to use them in the bedroom of his partner asks.

And those toys are kept in remarkable condition, and he cleans them thoroughly before and after use.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn’t really like teasing on either end. He’s a bit impatient, and sees no need for it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He can get pretty loud, which he often doesn’t realize until afterwards. To his utter embarrassment he’s gotten noise complaints before, but he can’t help it!

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He’s taken his fair share of private commissions of the smutty variety, and he’s gotten some weird requests. He’ll generally do it if he’s paid well, but he has his boundaries as well.

He’s not one to judge if he gets something elaborate or weird, he’ll just shrug his shoulders and get to work.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Uncut ween that's average in both length and girth. He’s rather self conscious about his size, since the anime/manga he consumes have guys with huge dongs.

Even with reassurance from his partner, he’ll still feel like he isn’t adequate. Give him some time and encouragement and he’ll come around!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Despite being on the pervy side, his actual libido is actually rather low.

Thinking about sex and actually having sex are two different things. While it’s on his mind a lot, he doesn’t actually desire going out and getting it as much as you’d think.

That being said; if his partner wants it, he’ll be happy to help out one way or another! Just as long as he isn’t busy-

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Falls asleep pretty fast, especially if it’s more than one round. On the rare occasion he isn’t tired (probably from binging on energy drinks and coffee), he’ll put on some anime to relax!

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Hope the Hifumi fans enjoyed! I don’t expect to get very much traction, but I did it for the ones they enjoy him!

Hope you enjoyed! And if you don’t agree with any of these, that’s fine! These are just my personal headcanons!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Just like he is with workout routines, Nekomaru knows the importance of winding down and relaxing after strenuous activities. He’ll give his partner his signature massage, plenty of hydration and lots of praise and love.

He’s a hardy guy, and doesn’t expect aftercare on his end. But he will absolutely never turn down being pampered by his partner! A nice cuddle is perfect for him ☺️

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Honestly, he likes every part of himself. He’s proud of his body and the hard work that was put into it. But even if he was all skin and bones, as long as he worked hard and is healthy, he wouldn’t care. He has confidence that is unmatched.

And the same goes for his partner! He loves everything about them, flaws and all. The human spirit is a beautiful thing to him, and he can look past anything if they are a good person.

He wants his partner to be confident in themselves too! And he’ll work with them until they love themselves as much as he loves them!

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He cums like a horse, unsurprisingly. It’s thick and very salty~

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves having his ass gripped/slapped, especially during sex. And might I add he has a fantastic ass…very firm and muscular~

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

There are rumours that Nekomaru sleeps around with the people he trains, but that isn’t the case. He takes his work seriously, and has turned down multiple people that tried getting in his pants.

Doing “it” to his athletes is also completely professional. He knows it is addicting, and even causes people to get rather excited, but he gets no sexual stimulation from it. It’s just part of his job.

…that being said, the guy is naturally a pro at sex. So despite only having sex a handful of times, he knows what he’s doing.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

He doesn’t have a favourite, but he does enjoy a good full Nelson 👀

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

During sex, Nekomaru is in the zone, pounding his partner into oblivion and back with the force of a hundred suns.

When it’s all over, however, he can be a total goofball. He likes to laugh and make his partner laugh, often by tickling and teasing them. It’s a way he likes giving aftercare, and he doesn’t like the night to end without his partner laughing at least once.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He has a thick happy trail of black hair that ends in a sizeable patch. Apart from some light manscaping, he keeps things natural down there.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He may not be the most romantic guy out there, but the guy’s got a big heart and a lot to give his partner!

His compliments are nothing but genuine. While love making with his partner, he’ll whisper how proud he is of them, and how much he loves them. He’s very observant, and he sprinkles in those little things he likes in there as well.

“That dimple on your cheek? So fuckin precious…”

Stuff like that!

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

While it’s not super often, he’ll make time for some self love when he needs to rub one out. He’s very straightforward, and doesn’t like to edge himself or do anything fancy.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

To be completely honest, he’s not exactly a “kinky” guy. He likes sex, and certain kinds of stuff during sex, but nothing he would consider a kink.

Sorry I legit can’t think of any for him…he’s pretty straight forward ^^;

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere (private) after a workout is best! It doesn’t have to be right then and there, he’s happy doing it in the showers or even when they get home. Just as long as that adrenaline is still flowing, he’s game!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

A good ol workout can really get the blood pumping, and that includes downstairs! It’s not uncommon for him to pop a boner during a training exercise (not even because it’s erotic, he just really works himself up!), and seeing his partner working hard and gaining confidence only adds to the excitement!

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing unhygienic as always. Yes, for as much as he talks about shitting, he would never EVER want it involved in the bedroom.

Apart from that, he doesn’t like to overwork his partner. Even if they insist they can handle it, Nekomaru is very attentive and good at picking up when things are getting too rough. Safe words are extremely important to him, and ignoring them is a HUGE no no.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He doesn’t expect people to go down on him, knowing that his size is a challenge, but he likes getting it when he does!

He’s fairly decent at giving oral, but he’s much better with his hands~

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He usually likes to go on the faster and rougher end with all that energy he’s got, but when the time calls for it, he can be very slow and sensual.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Sometimes a quickie during a training session is just what both parties needs! So he’ll absolutely say yes to that!

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He can be a bit shameless, so a lot of times he’ll want to initiate sex in places that are a bit more risky. He’s fairly confident nothing bad will happen, so sometimes a reality check may be needed.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

The absolute king of stamina. No one can outlast this guy (believe me, people have tried)! He can go as many rounds as his partner wants and then some.

He sees sex as not only a fun and pleasurable experience, but also a great workout! So his partner should expect to have it he apart of their training routine.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He honestly doesn’t really use toys. Unless his partner wants to use them, he likes taking things into his own hands…and dick-

When it comes to toys, however, he does quite enjoy using sex swings~

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A little bit at the beginning is fun, but he never spends too much time on it. He’d rather get going on the really fun stuff!

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Despite him practically yelling his sentences, he’s actually not as loud as you’d think. He makes a lot of grunting sounds, and will get close to his partner’s ear and moan.

He gets more vocal when he’s nearing his climax, and he usually lets out a loud groan when he releases.

This is how he is normally with sex, but he can get pretty noisy during rough sex :3c

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He’s broken a lot of beds…and it’s pretty obvious as to how. He can go as hard as a rodeo bull, and the poor bed is definitely put to the test.

He’s always apologetic, but not very modest about it. In fact, he’s rather proud of himself…

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Biggest 👏 dick 👏 of 👏 them 👏 all 👏

Yeah, it’s absolutely no surprise Nekomaru is hung like a horse, his uncut dick being well over 10 inches and with plenty of girth. He has a few noticeable veins that run along his shaft, even when it’s flaccid.

His balls are also pretty massive, practically the size of kiwis EACH.

Very few have been able to take his full size, even with the help of his massages. He’s the final boss of all Danganronpa Dicks™

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not super high to be honest. He’s more focused on training and getting things done. His schedule is pretty full, and doesn’t allow a lot of room for “extracurricular activities”.

That being said, he’ll rarely turn down the offer if his partner makes the first move…as long as there isn’t anything planned.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’s got a lot of energy, so if it’s during the day he’ll more than likely be ready to go after a bit of aftercare and cuddling.

If it’s nighttime, he knows sleep is also super important! In fact, one could argue that sex is the best way to workout at the end of the day!

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His full name literally means “two big round cats” how can you not love this guy???

Hope you enjoyed! And if you don’t agree with any of these, that’s fine! These are just my personal headcanons!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He often acts like he doesn’t need or deserve aftercare, but not howdy does he ever. Sometimes if he’s feeling especially vulnerable, he’ll start crying while being tended to.

And of course he gives it back in spades. Every whim someone could ask for would be fulfilled (to the best of his ability) without question.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Being the pessimist he is, he wouldn’t find any part of himself as attractive.

His partner, on the other hand, he p much loves everything about them. In awe at the absolute beauty of this lad/lass/whatever the non binary equivalent would be-

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

His cum is a bit on the runny side, and it tends to get everywhere when it’s not inside someone. Cumshots are quite messy, which he finds embarrassing-

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves wearing collars. Feeling completely dominated as he’s fucked, collar pulled tight by his partner…pure bliss 😌

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

No experience. His talent doesn’t get him lucky, unfortunately. That would be from his erratic personality and extreme self depreciation (turns out that’s an extreme turnoff for a lot of people).

Despite this, he lasts a lot longer than the average first timer.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy style. He feels a bit intimidated by eye contact, so whether he tops or bottoms he prefers doing it that way.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Does not at all understand goofiness during sex. In fact depending on what it is, he may even see it as his partner mocking him (which he’ll ramble on about how he deserves it).

So unless you want a rambling, self deprecating Nagito, keep it to a minimum.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Has a happy trail that goes from his belly button to a bush of white hair. The rest of his body hair is sparse, most of it on his groin.

He’ll shave if asked, but prefers to keep things natural (yet tidy…because it can get just as wild as the hair on his head).

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Romance is a bit of a tricky thing to him. I headcanon him as demiromantic, so it’ll take a very special someone to break him out of his shell.

Once he finds the right person, however, he can be very sweet…in his own Nagito way. Expect lots of praise.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Nagito actually jacks off a lot. Usually in a very desperate, loud way. He’ll be whimpering and moaning his partner/person he’s obsessed over’s name over and over. After he’s finished (sometimes multiple rounds), he’ll reprimand himself for being so depraved.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

To go alongside the collar thing, he also enjoys being choked. It makes him feel weak, and he likes feeling weak.

And yes, being choked by Akane did give him a half chub-

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere his partner wants to go at it, honestly. He’s not picky or one to complain when his partner calls the shots.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Unless he’s going through one of his high libido phases, it’s pretty much entirely up to his partner. Even when he’s on his off days, he’ll indulge his partner by participating in some good ol coitus.

When he’s in the mood, he’ll practically be humping his partner’s leg lol

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Apart from unhygienic stuff, there’s not a lot Nagito would say no to. He’s just depraved enough to be willing to try just about anything at least once.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves giving oral, and will do so without his partner even asking. Regardless of what equipment he’s working with, he’s quite skilled despite his lack of actual experience.

He doesn’t expect oral in return, not seeing himself as worthy. But oh, seeing his partner go down on him fills him with such hope! And maybe a little despair? Who knows with that guy...

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It all depends on his stats of mind. If he’s feeling manic, his thrusts are fast and uneven. If he’s feeling calmer, his lovemaking reflects that.

Pretty straight forward, honestly.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’d be down for it most of the time. After all, he sees himself as a living toy, so if his partner needs him, he’s there to provide.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

With his talent, risks kinda don’t exist for Nagito. The likeliness of getting caught in the act is low, and getting his partner pregnant is even lower (unless they’re actively trying). Sooo risky sex is just…slightly spicier sex lol

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

It depends on how he’s feeling that day, but he can usually keep up with his partner. If his libido is high he can go a while, but on his off days he’d only be up for one or two rounds (and only if his partner initiated it).

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Doesn’t have any himself, since he never sees the need for them. If he needs to get off he’ll use his hands.

But if his partner wants to use them, he certainly won’t complain. In fact he’d more than likely enjoy them.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

On certain occasions, Nagito is ruthless with his teasing. When he’s feeling superior, he’ll practically torture his partner with teasing, and only give in when they’re practically sobbing for a release.

Being on the receiving end doesn’t quite work as well. Since he feels inferior most of the time, he’ll have all the patience in the world, so teasing wouldn’t do much to him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

jfc talk about noisy. Unless he’s got some sort of gag in his mouth, this guy will not shut the hell up. Plenty of moaning, whimpering, begging and overall nonsense. Doesn’t matter if he’s topping or bottoming, he’s letting his partner know just what they’re doing to him.

Expect plenty of noise complaints lmao

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Is a submissive top. His dick/ass is there for their pleasure, and he lives to be a living sex toy for them. Just be sure to give him the proper aftercare and attention :’)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

So...how does Nagito’s luck affect his size? Is hung like a horse? Did back luck give him a less than stellar member? Big or small???

The answer is........he’s pretty average! Yeah, at around 6 inches, his dick is kinda ordinary. Cut and with a slight upwards curve.

That being said: It has an uncanny ability to feel satisfying to pretty much everyone. Whether they’re size queens or can’t take big dicks well, he feels extremely satisfying inside. He’s just right, and maybe that’s where his luck comes in.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His libido is…strange.

He goes through phases where he’s essentially asexual, and the thought doesn’t cross his mind for even a moment, to being completely sex crazed.

There’s no trigger or schedule to when it get switched on and off, it’ll just…happen. He could be given aphrodisiacs in his off days and barely react, or he could be turned on by something as simple as someone’s hands on his horny days.

His partner will have a hard time keeping up with these mood swings, so it’s best to just go with the flow and accept it.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

With his poor sleep schedule, having a roll in the hay can really tire the guy out. So usually after the sex is all over, he’s out cold. It’s a good way to get him to sleep...if not a tad inconvenient- 

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I can tell I’m gonna have a lotta fun writing this guy if I ever get around to it~

Hope you enjoyed! And if you don’t agree with any of these, that’s fine! These are just my personal headcanons!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Even though he goes on about manliness and toughing stuff out, he knows the importance of aftercare. If sex ever gets rough, he’ll be extra cuddly afterwards with lots of kisses, cuddles and praise.

“You did awesome! Sorry if I got kinda rough back there, but I knew you could handle it, sidekick!”

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his abs, it shows all the hard work he’s put into staying fit and healthy, and he loves it when his partner touches them.

For his partner, he likes anywhere that has noticeable muscle (arms, abs, legs, ect.) for the same reason. And if they don’t have muscle built there, he’ll work with them, so they do! After all, he cares about fitness and health, and he wants his partner to be as well!

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Cums an average amount, but man is it SALTY o_o

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

His balls are super sensitive. And while nut shots hurt extra hard, having them sucked and fondled with (gently) is absolute heaven.

Use this to your advantage if he’s being extra sassy in bed, it’ll shut him right up ;3

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s done it with a few people but has only ever gone all the way with women. He doesn’t really have experience with men apart from some kissing (and they were like...bro kisses)

He isn’t opposed to experimenting, though!

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

Good ol missionary can’t be beat!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Kaito loves hearing his partner laugh, and the same goes for during sex! If the mood isn’t too serious, he’ll usually try to do something to make them smile. His go to is to give them raspberries, and it rarely fails to give his partner a little giggle~

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s not super concerned with keeping things neat and tidy down there. He’s not bigfoot levels of hairy, but he still has a fair amount. If his partner wants him to tidy up a bit he will, but he would never completely shave it off. It’s all about the manliness-

And yes, the carpets match the drapes, but it’s slightly darker than the hair on his head (like his goatee)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He may not always act like it, but Kaito can be a total softie in bed. Romance in the bedroom may not be super common, but when he expresses it, he is nothing but genuine.

If his partner has been working out with him, he’ll express how proud he is of their progress (however big or small) and kiss every inch of their body.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

This guy loves jerking off, and he’s gotten very good at it. He focuses on the tip the most, but sometimes he’ll use a hand to fondle his balls. He also moans a lot~

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He loves sex after working out, and the smell and sweat doesn’t really bother him (whether it bothers his partner is another story).

He loves the adrenaline he gets from working out and getting stronger, it gets his blood pumping to multiple parts of his body.

He’s willing to compromise by doing it after or during a shower, though-

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

As cheesy as it is, he loves the idea of doing it under the stars. This could be in a museum (which is unlikely, but GOD that would be rad) or under the night sky. Just the vastness of space and the comfort of his partner gives him a euphoria like no other.

And afterwards he likes to point of the constellations and planets, it’s soothing to him and could also be a form of aftercare if things ever get rough.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Confidence, 100%. If his partner is feeling sexy, then to him, they’re the sexiest person on the planet. Making the first move will almost always put him in the mood, he just loves seeing his lover take charge~

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

As always, nothing unsanitary.

Despite being a “no pain, no gain” kinda guy, Kaito doesn’t like inflicting a lot of pain on his partner or himself. Some spanking can be fun (as well as the occasional love bite), but anything beyond that makes him uncomfortable. So, anything BDSM related is probably a no-go for him.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

When it comes to working with vaginas, he’s pretty good at using his tongue. He really enjoys going down on his partner...even if his beard tends to tickle them-

For penises he has a pretty bad gag reflex, but gdi he’ll try! He can only go a few inches, but he’ll really focus on the tip.What he may lack in sucking dick, he can make up for in eating ass 😉

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He usually saves going slow and steady for more tender and romantic moments. While he doesn’t go hard all the time, he is usually is on the faster end when it comes to sex. He has a lot of energy to burn, what can I say?

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Loves them! If he can get away with a quickie, even in public, he’ll more often than not take that chance. It leaves him feeling refreshed to empty his load into his partner (or have his partner empty theirs in him, on the rare occasion).

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He doesn’t mind a little risk now and then. After all, fun things rarely happen when you play it safe. He is, however, more cautious when the likelihood of being caught is higher. He’s gotten in trouble a few times for it, and he’d like to avoid it in the future.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

It depends on the day. Sometimes he’s full of energy and can go multiple rounds, other times he’s all tuckered out and can only go one. Same thing applies to how busy his day was.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He’s not much of a toy guy, he prefers to use what he’s got. If his partner wants to use them he’s okay with that, but overall he has no interest in them.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves teasing, it’s what he’s good at. When he’s on the receiving end, however, he’s a bit whiny. Kinda contradictory, Kaito smh...

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not super loud, but he can be noisy. Lots of grunting and moaning, as well as the occasional bit of praise.

If the sex is REALLY good, he’ll let himself be loud…which has caused a few noise complaints in the past. Sorry, not sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Kaito tops 99% of the time. He won’t admit it, but being a bottom kinda makes him feel a little self conscious. That, and he just prefers to be the one inside, rather than uhh...outside?

On rare occasions, though, he’ll be down for a good bottoming, and gets a satisfaction like no other. Just be sure to give him some good aftercare, since he’ll be feeling especially vulnerable. Star Wars is always his go to comfort movie :)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Uncut, thick and around 7.5 inches. He’s very happy and confident in his assets~

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high. He’s not obsessed with sex, but he’s almost always up for it if it’s brought up.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Same thing applies to the stamina question: It depends on his energy level for that day. Usually, he falls asleep about half an hour afterwards after everything’s been cleaned up and any aftercare as been done, but sometimes he’s got a lot of energy to burn.

And sometimes he zonks out almost immediately. It was a long day-

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Had a few people request this guy :O

Hope you enjoyed! And if you don’t agree with any of these, that’s fine! These are just my personal headcanons!