Arrioe

Honestly if you had asked me maybe five years ago if I saw myself living with a bunch of Grineer at some outpost on Earth I would probably have said something extremely offensive.

You still would?

I gotta wonder if the worst is already behind me.

No? I'm standing in front of you?

I’d wear armor just in case. I am quickly dispatched in a single kick.

I do not want to dispatch my friend Vesser...

I'll do it 🫡

You have hooves ?

Sometimes...

There was a period of time when Arrioe would be like "I have a really nice picture of you" and he would turn his comm around and show me that especially disgusting baby bird with the coin. He'd do it multiple times a day. He only stopped because I stopped looking at his comm when he wanted to show me something funny. I'm glad those days are behind us now.

Realizing that I’d make a really good sort of dead wife but all the flashbacks are of me being kind of a bitch and then overconfidently entering into a duel and dying.

Sigh...my boyfriend found dead in bed. devoured by the nicest little Princess. Everyone mourn him please

And mourn me the correct way also. Invest in high yield accounts with my name on them. Leave credits by my casket. The more you leave, the more I’ll know you miss me.

No ❤️❤️❤️

Princess (the kavat) has slowly started to edge closer and closer to my bed. Girl get away from me.

Hmm...maybe you're dirty...

KEEP her away from me. If I wake up and there’s a kavat licking me I will freak the fuck out.

She just wants to cuddle....

I’ll wake up covered in kavat fur, Arri. Covered. Last time it got in my mouth. Do you want me to suffer?

You even now dramatic than her...

Princess (the kavat) has slowly started to edge closer and closer to my bed. Girl get away from me.

Hmm...maybe you're dirty...

KEEP her away from me. If I wake up and there’s a kavat licking me I will freak the fuck out.

She just wants to cuddle....

Woke up to one single paw touching me. Testing the waters. I’m being tortured.

She's not even near you!

I need Bahj and Arrioe to pull me apart like an overcooked fish.

perhaps, instead you can kill just. A little.Just a little

As a treat.

No.

Princess (the kavat) has slowly started to edge closer and closer to my bed. Girl get away from me.

Hmm...maybe you're dirty...

Destroy the kavat.

We aren’t doing all that.

SHE'S A BABY LEAVE HER ALONE

She must learn early.

I'm spraying you

Melts me immediately.

Oh...

Destroy the kavat.

We aren’t doing all that.

SHE'S A BABY LEAVE HER ALONE

She must learn early.

I'm spraying you

HE ISNT ICKY.

She wouldn't need to clean him if he wasn't icky yucky...

I have a picture of you laying across your cuck couch kicking your feet painting your nails. You’re yucky.

It's a chaise lounge...

HE ISNT ICKY.

She wouldn't need to clean him if he wasn't icky yucky...

Good morning.

Morning Florix.

Hello Vesser.! How are you this cycle ?

Loud licking woke me up this morning.

Oh, the kavat.? Nink calls it “eating chili”. When kavats and kubrows are licking themselves very loud.

She was licking Shorty. To clean him.

He's icky