To burn brightly is to burn briefly

oh i am absolutely an idiot but i do have my moments

its extremely unlikely that DB Cooper is still alive (also he very well might have died from his jump) but if he is and if the DNA evidence identifies him thru a relative or w/e i think he should not be charged solely on the grounds that it was pretty dope

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

“omg how do u come up w this stuff” well ive been plagued by visions since birth

the final rule of chess is that u can make the pieces kiss

in the mood to get tattooed

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

peak art is when u were like six and u scribbled all over ms paint and then carefully paintbucketed in all the different shapes in the scribbles to make “stained glass”