piningandslowburns

They invented chemistry and no one will ever compare.

Hey, remember when Christmas got cancelled in 2025 because we were all at the cottage with the two loverboys?

The Russian bisexual menace knew exactly what he was doing. Shane “beautiful neurotic flower” Hollander never stood a chance.

“I just hope Jane knows how lucky he is.”

No thoughts. Just Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov making being in love everyone else’s problem for the past 7 months.

YAGA TRAILER TOMORROW!

Shane and Ilya may have a soft D/s dynamic but outside the bedroom, Shane is the one who bosses Ilya around and Ilya LOVES it

They were so happy to emotionally destroy us 😭

We love to see it!

“We can have a week or two, Ilya,” Shane said. “Haven’t you ever wanted more time?”

Someone pointed out the contrast between how Shane had been conditioned for years to suppress his feelings and immediately switch into solution mode when he freaks out, and how Ilya validates his feelings, emotionally supports him and physically grounds him instead. And now I’m crying 😭

We really watched them fall in love one little moment at a time and I’ll never get over it 🥹

“Ilya laughed into Shane’s mouth and kept kissing him. Shane wondered if Ilya was as dizzy with happiness as he was. Sometimes he still couldn’t believe they were actually together. That Shane could have this.”

Seconds before disaster 😭

Ilya is soooo gone for his man since day 1 😭

Shane is soooo gone for his man since day 1 😭

“I think Shane has an oral fixation. When there was not a straw in my drink, I would ask them to give me one. If I’m texting, I’m putting the thing in my mouth. I’m always putting things in my mouth! And I’ll continue to do that for season…if we get another season. There’ll just be more things in my mouth.”