fire - man

[[ i have.... seven now? i dont use two of 'em anymore tho, or at least i dont plan to. new one's seto kai//ba from yu//gioh, but fuck it i forget the url. im a turd ]]

     „You're here every evening,“ says he, and feels much like Sherlock Holmes now. What a thing to deduct. Pretty obvious, shh, don't tell Elias that. „Uh, I mean. It's pretty nice. You know my order by now.“ Ginger Ale. Boring. But very fucking tasty.

     „---you've gotten paint all over your shoes.“ Let's say that happened to all of them at least once, but this guy seemed perfectly unaware of it now.

     This boy doesn't look well at all--- what the bloody hell is Elias supposed to do? „Hey--- uh, you.“ Nice!

     „...Please tell me you're not going to sing.“

     „You sound nervous. Is it my accent?“

     help me

     „What did the buffalo say when his son went to college? Bison.“

„What do you call a pony with a raspy voice? A little hoarse.“

Silence. But not for long. „I would tell you a leech joke, but it would suck anyway.“

„A photon walks into a hotel with no luggage and goes to check in. The bellhop asks if he has any bags. The photon replies, no sir; I’m traveling light.“ What, no laughter? It's okay, he's got more of the same caliber...