InMyDefenseImLiterally Purrodivergent AndA Meownor

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I think that the answer to the question “why don’t children like doing homework” is “because homework sucks” rather than “because this current generation of children are unthinking soulless husks with minds rotted by technology incapable of comprehending beauty”

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I feel like ODD being an official disorder in the DSM should be the thing that makes everyone go “hm” about how psychology is practiced

[looking a child directly in the eye] i diagnose you with Shitty Bitch Syndrome. this makes it legal to do medieval german tortures to you by the way

also you would be surprised at which group gets disproportionately diagnosed with this disorder. did you guess black people. because its black people

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

I’m generally for family abolition, but something that pisses me the fuck off is how many (predominantly white) leftists will hop straight to reinventing Residential Schools like if we try it Just One More Time But Wokely it’ll be good.

It's striking how much mental health advice directed at kids and teenagers boils down to saying "you have to be okay with people treating you like you're not fully human because they're right, but it's okay because one day you will be human", then being genuinely surprised when it doesn't help.

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