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Reblog if you also hope that the Chinese people can eat delicious fruit

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

Also true crime

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

Casual reminder that golf courses account for 14% of the daily usage of water for the entire USA. Golf courses are deeply unethical and should been seen as such.

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

beautiful strangers named extreme cold warning are texting me to make plans on friday

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

other instruments are like we are fully assembled dont worry!! just put the mouthpiece on!! and then clarinets are sitting there at the start of every single rehearsal with a gundam kit like dont worry guys i'll be ready to play in about 2 business days

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre