the pigeon coop

hey girls what’s up what’s the hot gossip what’s new what’s the 411

everything is bad and getting worse by the day

They should invent a job that i actually want to do

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?

well NOW the name makes sense

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

The European wild hamster looks like some kind of ice age megafauna version of the domestic hamster

Characters in first-person games never blink.

they blink when you blink stupid

this cracked me up more than i think it should have