a page for people with mommy issues

I think the gender politics of the drow were originally supposed to be wish fulfillment for straight men who liked domineering women, but I feel like these days it's mostly wish fulfillment for people who want to see tormented, pathetic men

i took elvish in school and i fucking hated it. the teacher was like 700 years old and he'd like take us on field trips to sit on the banks of babbling brooks and watch the fall of sunlight through the leaves. my friends in spanish class were like conjugating verbs and shit and meanwhile i was in an old-growth forest being overcome with awe at the sight of a majestic stag. like uhh yeah mr autumnheart when are we gonna learn like any grammar "listen to the murmur of the wind in the treetops, and you shall find the grammar you seek" like fuck dude your pedagogy leaves much to be desired

spoon-ears can't sit still for 12 hours watching sunset... you watch your so called tiktoks and then complain to us elves that your attention span is bad

We NEED Drow tradhusbands. House Patron from down the street making TikTok videos about how torturing underlings is a woman’s job and men need to stay in the kitchen where they belong

Oath of Redemption, but instead of redeeming yourself, you believe that all people can be redeemed, and you can absolutely fix this evil love interest of yours

do people who really want to make an oc who's suffering from oppression based on their gender know that we're allowed to make women ocs

This is how I feel about Drizzt stories. Orcs in DnD lore are described as misogynistic, but we never got a story about an orc/half-orc girl who escaped from her village and became a famous adventurer, because obviously writing a man suffering from dommy mommies would be a better goonbait.

Need to scream somewhere about the current shit going on in my dnd campaign but it's a micro fandom of like 6 people and most of them are tired adults I'm prob the only one excited af

Sometimes I hate that my mind can't think of anything else if I'm hyperfixated but let's be honest hyperfixations are the only things that make me happy in life