a page for people with mommy issues

also today I realised that you can extract Pepper X from Heward's Spice Pouch in dnd to cause blindness and fire/acid damage if you put it in small bottles of oil or alcohol

today I realised that jjba stardust crusaders could be easily converted into a curse of strahd party and the entire plotline of meeting villains of the week before the dio bossfight is just a dnd campaign

Have you ever tried... this one? *upcasts divine smite with a 5th level spell slot as a bonus action*

(NOT SHIPPING CAUSE I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT) I started watching Berserk 1997 and damn now I understand why gymbros love it so much. The amount of homoeroticism is insane. All the "now-you-are-mine" dialogues, the cheek holding, the naked showers together. And straight men love it so much.

Ah yes, the infamous paladin spell - divine smut

I'm okay with the "goodie two shoes x baddie" dynamic in queer ships, but when I see another "good girl x bad boy" dynamic I wanna puke. I get that some people like it, but to me it's so overly heteronormative 99% of the time. I think I can only read "bad boy x even worse deranged malicious bitch" when it comes to writing male villains in het ships.

Found another place that sells syrnyky (a breakfast item) in the country where I stay. I suddenly remembered that it was the last meal I ate with my family at the airport. Haven't seen them for 6 years since then. Crying because of fucking cottage cheese pancakes today.

Frieren and Dungeon Meshi releasing together is going to be my barbenheimer

The scary part of the autistic experience is realising how evil a lot of neurotypicals are. The amount of gossip at work, secret group chats, secret social media accounts for the inner circle. It terrifies me.