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quelags domain has the shadow of a dick on it

For the record, they were arguing over *whether or not they should get married*. She was pro, he was con, saying that if they loved each other the ring and the marriage certificate were unnecessary, that their love would be the commitment they needed. This was a fight they’d had for weeks. He didn’t just propose to shut her up in a totally unrelated argument…. him proposing was also him saying “you’re right, you won the argument” and that’s why this is cute.

Ya’ll ain’t got central heating at the crib??

He wasn’t at home. His job decided delivering packages outside in the literal freezing cold was more important than the health of its employees and he died as a result.

A college student died walking from his car to the dorm. They say literally 10 minutes outside is enough to kill you.

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

bööls of wa’ah

this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like

This was good for the first two thirds. Then it went from good to great.

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS CAN BE MY MUM

Me as a mother ……

THIS IS LITERALLY MY MOM OMG

When you snap 🤣

The last 17 seconds reminded me of Adam Sandler 😂😂