Pickup Line Madness

Every time I'm near you I just gotta grab your holes.

'cause when it comes to you, I'm fuckin' curious.

'cause once you ask me to be inside of you, Imma fill you up completely

'cause it sure seems like you really wanna turn around and show me that butthole.

You spread your legs, I'll show you how I can make my cock disappear and then split a woman in half.

I always want to be fully inside of you

How 'bout we start practicing on gettin' you a present for next year?

How 'bout we get rid of those covers, open up that hole and see if I don't rise again?

I'll throw you down on the floor and we'll find out how you like having a friend in you.

How about you come back to my place so I and 60 of my friends can surround you and stab something inside of you

Wanna come back to my place and we'll see what sort of creampie we can make?

Well, my heart wants my dick to be deep inside of you

'Cause I'm gonna go so deep we're gonna find cretaceous era fossils.

I'll lock you up in my dungeon and we'll see how long it takes you to yell out my name

'Cause you're all I can think about these days

'Cause you my little thiccaroni with cheese

Every decision I make seems to lead to me spreading that hole wider and wider.