Blog May 5, 2026
Gonna start blogging random shit in my life so feel free to read.
So I missed the last bus home back in December and ended up banging this old lady (bangin for roof) and she turned out to be insane and lowkey a crackhead. I did not reciprocate LOLLL. She liked to yell at me and punch people at the bar. One time I went to her house and her toilet was gone and she said a crackhead broke in and stole it. I personally don’t see the point in stealing a woman’s toilet.
Anyway, I refer to her as my old lady and I went to the library and printed missing toilet flyers with her phone number on them. I hung up 11 flyers in one night. It was lit af.
Final updated: she has retaliated with a sharpie on my flyers. She wrote “ask for ____ (my name)” she knows it was me.
I need to remain one step ahead of the old lady at all times. This is war. Maybe I should steal her other toilet?


















