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Do you think rose's bush has thorns?

If I ever am in a situation where, for example, I'm alone at night & hear someone saying they need help in the woods... I'm dumb, but I'm not THAT dumb. I don't know how people would have the fight instinct or the "be a hero" mentality. I'm getting the FUCK out of there ✌️😂 sign me OUTT

To people saying that Bob (Bob's Burgers) & Peter (Family Guy) are not bisexual, have you ever watched the shows?

I have glitter in my bed because I'm whimsical and every time my legs are itchy i scratch them and feel the glitter but I'm not looking so I think I have ticks on me and I start freaking the fuck out and crying

Since it's almost fourth of July I wanna say that I haven't seen fireworks for three to four years (give or take) and my irl has plans so I'm going to see the fireworks alone

"Hairless cats" actually do have hair, they're wearing the skins of their previous victims.

I🤣🤣😂 woke up after three hours and fifty one minutes of sleeping 😴

I would never eat out of your hand.. I'm wild

BAAAAHHHHHH ARF ARF ARF ARF WOOF snfffghhhhhhh BLEEh

How do some grown arse adults not know what an AU is in a fandom?? I learned about AU's when I was like 3-5 years old cause Undertale has the AU with blueberry sans & I like that AU