I have no pronouns

Who up late cancelling they romans

Once in a timeline, out of touch remix plays, and we have to thank the tumblr gods it this to go on for so long

“The average US president has been charged with 1.56 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 72, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

The fact that you made this mathematically accurate made my tummy warm

no exaggeration i have to have watched this video like 50 times today

This post allowed me to draw two cards from my deck and add them to my hand

did you just fucking know this

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

cuck

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

song: in the hall of the mountain king

that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly

hewwo all my sweeties!! 💖✨so i just started watching this really cute cartoon called steven universe, but i saw someone here say there's some really icky problematic stuff in it?? just hoping someone could help educate me thanks <3 uwu

oh my gosh after reading through your replies i feel so bad for watching the show!!! i'm so sorry to all my followers i hope you can forgive me for putting this cr*p on your dash :'( i didn't know the irish were real people, okay? >_< but i'm educating myself!!! and i'm taking responsibility by deleting my SU attack on titan crossover fic from my ao3 right now!!

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