Feed my imagination.

*chuckles* That’s a good enough reason to use it! *nods* Yes! *grins* Wow, you really want to get rid of them, don’t you? Have you poisoned them or something? *nudges her playfully* 

Yes, yes! Rude! I'm not really getting rid of them, they're some nice muffins, they're gifts to give and not trash to get rid of. But yeah, they do look like shit. /chuckles/ You tell me, you did taste them. /laughs/

Wow, thank you for taking other people’s safety to heart! [grunts] I’m not dying because of muffins. [he takes another bite, speaking with a mouthful] Tell you what. [he swallows, gets ready to bite into the next muffin as he shakes his finger at her] If I die fighting for my life or somebody else’s, let me rest in peace. If I die from food poisoning, you better bring me back.

Aren't I a sweetheart? /she chuckles/ But at least you get to be the first one ever! Imagine, if I ever build a bake shop of some sort, It'd be in the history page that you were the first one ever to try my creations. But it's not like I'm gonna be a pro and have a bake shop so yeah. Oh, that depends. If you die fighting for your life or somebody else's and I then I need you for tasting my pastries then I'd have to bring you back to life, don't I? /grins/

*takes the muffin* Thanks. Oh! Wow, such fancy words you use. *grins* Okay, okay. *takes a bite* Hm. *takes another one* It’s manageable! 

Oh, not really. /she whispers/ Truth be told it just rhymed with edible. /she laughs/ Really? That's great! Take as many as you like! And some more after that! 

/her eyes widen slowly/ Really? That’s great! Here have some more! I’m glad you like them! And don’t worry, trust the muffin! /she laughs a bit as she took two more muffins in the box and placed it on his free hand/ 

[his eyes mirror hers and he purses his lips] You weren’t even sure they were good but you gave me one? Tough. [he takes the other two muffins anyway, finishing the first one] If I die, it’s on you.

/she averts her gaze, mumbling/ I was a bit skeptical as well. But hey it turned out okay, somehow, right? I told you, don't worry. I'm sure we can like do some voodoo stuff and bring you back to life. Or maybe some dragonballs, yes. Or you know, just rest in peace? I mean, it's only three muffins. I'd be worried if you eat the whole box. /laughs/

Well, we’re trained to handle poison, I’m sure burnt muffins are nothing. Here! /shoves a muffin to his hand/ Go on! Taste it! Take a bite!

Doesn’t mean everyone’s equal in immune system-badassery. [he sighs and rolls his eyes with a grin, taking a bite of the muffin] Tastes burnt. Not too bad though.

/her eyes widen slowly/ Really? That's great! Here have some more! I'm glad you like them! And don't worry, trust the muffin! /she laughs a bit as she took two more muffins in the box and placed it on his free hand/ 

I know! Still food, and still edible. Just not sure if it’s delectable though. 

True that! *smiles; frowns, tilting his head* Dele-what?

/offers him a muffin/ Delectable. You know, delicious and all that. Taste it and tell me how it is. /she grins/

Burnt muffins! Doesn't look presentable but definitely edible. /she grins/

*smiles* Yes, they do! Throwing them away would be a total waste of muffins! 

I know! Still food, and still edible. Just not sure if it's delectable though. 

Burnt muffins! Doesn’t look presentable but definitely edible. /she grins/

Eating burnt food can give you cancer. Anyone you want to give the muffins to in particular?

Well, we're trained to handle poison, I'm sure burnt muffins are nothing. Here! /shoves a muffin to his hand/ Go on! Taste it! Take a bite!

Burnt muffins! Doesn’t look presentable but definitely edible. /she grins/

[blinks]

/shoves a muffin to his mouth/ I knew you'd like them! 

/tackles with a hug/ Is Cheetos edible or?

Sister! -clings- Cheetos is my cheetah, you silly. I never tried to eat him, though…

But...still meat, yeah? Kidding! Aha! I want to see that cheetah of yours! It's been so long since we have seen each other!! /clings to her as well/

You sure?

Yep, yep! /nods unsurely/

/tackles with a hug/ Is Cheetos edible or?

/slowly nods/ What if I say to you that this is probably poisoned? /chuckles/ Just kidding, or yeah.

(Stops eating and widens eyes) They’re poisoned?!

/squints/ Maaaybee??

(Pouts) I don’t wanna eat it anymore!

I was kidding! /laughs/