"I had a nightmare."

"There's plenty of room for the both of us."

"There is not enough room here for both of us."

"It's cold. We should try to conserve body heat."

"You're not even going to notice because you'll be asleep!"

"We've only got the one bed between the two of us."

"Quit stealing the covers."

"Quit kicking me."

"It's better than sleeping on the floor."

"It's either this or you sleep in the tub."

"Alright. Get up here."

"We're sleeping in the same bed, not together!"

"Please go to bed."

"Sleep is for the weak."

"Do you have any idea what time it is?"

"Dutch oven!"

"You sleep on top of the sheets."

"I'll sleep on top of the sheets."

"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?"

"You're scared? You can come sleep with me, I guess."

"I have to sleep closer to the door."

"I can't sleep this close to the door."

"Stop getting up so early. You always wake me up."

"Stop staying up so late. I can never fall asleep."

"We can cuddle."

shawn + being cute

Starter scenarios for the autumn season! Requested by anonymous. When sending to or from a multimuse, don’t forget to specify who the meme is for! Send a symbol for:

🍠 Our muses making a warm, hearty meal

🎃 Our muses carving Jack-O-Lanterns

🥧 Our muses baking pie

🍎 Our muses going apple picking

🥤 Our muses enjoying fresh apple cider

🥮 Our muses making Mooncake

🌰 Our muses gathering chestnuts to roast

👻 Our muses tell ghost stories around a campfire

🧶 Our muses doing needlework together

🦇 Our muses decorating for Halloween

🥣 Our muses making soup

🍆 Our muses exploring a farmer’s market

🌽 Our muses navigating a corn maze

🎞️ Our muses having a movie night

🏈 Our muses playing an autumn sport

🌳 Our muses wondering at the foliage

🍺 Our muses celebrating Oktoberfest (or just having drinks)

🍃 Our muses raking (and maybe planning to jump into a pile of leaves)

💐 Our muses making an autumn wreath

🍫 Our muses making s’mores

☕ Our muses drinking something warm on a cool evening

“i  will  live  with  you  in  this  hellhole,  but  i  must  express  myself.”

“go  ahead,  make  my  millennium." 

"i,  myself,  am  strange  and  unusual.”

“we’re  dead.  i  don’t  think  we  have  very  much  to  worry  about  anymore.”

“these  aren’t  my  rules.  come  to  think  of  it,  i  don’t  have  any  rules.”

“never  trust  the  living!" 

"it’s  a  little  late  to  be  neurotic.”

“let’s  turn  on  the  juice  and  see  what  shakes  loose.”

“my  whole  life  is  a  dark  room.”

“i  wanna  be  dead  too.”

“a  little  gasoline.  blowtorch.  no  problem.”

“we’re  gonna  have  some  laughs.”

“i  know  just  as  much  about  the  supernatural  as  i  do  about  interior  design.”

“i’ve  seen  the  exorcist  about  167  times,  and  it  keeps  getting  funnier  every  single  time  i  see  it.”

“what’s  the  good  of  being  a  ghost  if  you  can’t  frighten  people  away?”

“i  took  a  scissors  to  him  so  fast.”

“something  like  this  always  happens  when  we  try  to  go  on  vacation.”

“i  made  a  couple  of  small  discoveries.”

“handbook  for  the  recently  deceased.”

“i  don’t  like  situations  like  this.”

“are  we  halfway  to  heaven  or  are  we  halfway  to  hell?”

Send me a symbol to say why we aren’t making sweet threads together!

● - You seem so busy …

○ - I ship our characters but I’m a little embarrassed about it

□ - I don’t have any thread ideas

■ - I have some ideas, but I’m scared you won’t like them

▲ - I’m not sure how our muses would meet

▼ - I don’t know if you like my muse

▶- I think you don’t like me …

◀- Let’s do an AU!

◆ - I’m really shy so please don’t hurt me …

♧ - I’m like? So lazy? And haven’t like? Replied in like? Forever?

Or send “Restrained?” for a randomly generated number.

SPRING – ❝ Can I wear shorts today? ❞ ❝ We should totally lay out today. ❞ ❝ It’s party season! ❞ ❝ Let’s go for a drive with the windows down. ❞ ❝ Sand volleyball? ❞ ❝ It’s only 30 degrees now, but by the end of the day it’ll be 65. ❞ ❝ So, are we having a cookout tonight? ❞ ❝ Can we have a bonfire? ❞ ❝ Let’s go camping! ❞ ❝ I hope it never snows again. ❞

SUMMER – ❝ I like it when daylight savings time starts. ❞ ❝ Should I bring a jacket? ❞ ❝ Is it warm enough to wear sandals? ❞ ❝ Let’s plan a road trip! ❞ ❝ Do you know any good DIY projects to pass time? ❞ ❝ What do you like to do during the summer time? ❞ ❝ I hope I can make new friends this summer! ❞ ❝ It’s so hot outside, I think I might die! ❞ ❝ Lets have a picnic! ❞ ❝ This summer, do you think I should start working out? Do some physical activity? ❞

FALL – ❝ Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. ❞ ❝ Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree. ❞ ❝ Notice that autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature.can smell autumn dancing in the breeze. The sweet chill of pumpkin, and crisp sunburnt leaves. ❞ ❝ Autumn is the mellower season, and what we lose in flowers we more than gain in fruits. ❞ ❝ Everyone must take time to sit and watch the leaves turn. ❞ ❝ Your birthday is soon, how should we celebrate it this fall? ❞ ❝ This is my favorite time of the year, fall is such a beautiful season. ❞ ❝ A fallen leaf is nothing more than a summer’s wave goodbye. ❞ ❝ The trees are about to show us how lovely it is to let the dead things go. ❞ ❝ I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion. ❞