Phunny Words

It’s funny how I’m good at giving advice to others, but when it comes to helping myself, I don’t know what to do.

I used to be able to sleep for 4 hours, wake up, and function normally. No problem. Now I need 10 hours of sleep just to feel alive.

Study tip: • Stand up • Stretch • Take a walk • Go to the airport • Get on a plane • Never return

My mom always wonders where I get my attitude from.... You homegirl, I get it from you.

Why do 14 year olds nowadays have mac makeup, contour kits & an iPhone. when I was 14 I had blue sparkly eyeshadow and a flip phone.

When you have plans for your money but you spent it all on food.

Anyone wanna make out…......... a check to me for 1,500,000 dollars.

Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.

Stop asking about college. Stop asking about jobs and my career. Stop asking about my future. I DON’T KNOW OKAY I DON’T KNOW.

Goals for 2016: care less, wear black more, survive.