phorny thoughts

HAIII :3

thinking about phil saying he would be a dog trainer in the last podcast…

i KNOW that the body worship goes so hard in that phedroom. especially dan to phil. he can never help talking about how soft phil’s skin is and how fat his ass is, imagine what he’s like when they’re not on camera

!era x !era headcanons hot take:

Ohh prev anon you inspired me

thinking about their individual jerking off routines. what porn does each of them watch. where are they doing it. are they talking about it.

there needs to be more armpit kink fics

I just watched the amazingphil video where he tries food he doesn't like that Dan put together for him, with dan talking him through it, and all I could think about is them trying out new kinks that they're not sure about and encouraging the other.

The things I’d do to hear how dnp talk during sex and while initiating. My biggest headcanon is that they can have great sex without saying anything, just following the flow they both know and love.

I never thought about it like that before, but Dan saying on multiple occasions (even before gay) how compatible him and Phil are must include sex and it must include it like crazy. Obviously you don’t survive 16+ years on compatibility alone and they clearly take time and effort to prioritise each other in all the ways, but…..

i just knowww dan talks phil through it so good. the way he gives gentle clear instructions when they’re playing a game, when he taught phil how to do the finger heart, etc makes me feel insane

CALL TO ALL PHANNIES WHO WRITE PHANFIC SMUT I require more phreak x phreak based on the phreakiest old dan video: how to befriend your favorite internet stars. Like??? "Dan proposed the befriending your internet stars video as a gag and Phil enthusiastically agreed. Dan was going to release him, but he couldn't help but get a boner... Phil, all tied up, was stuck looking at it, his pupils blown wide. "Maybe you shouldn't be freed just yet?" He asks, just for Phil to very slowly but very clearly nod his head up and down." Or essentially-> what happened before that video (who proposed it, did they joke about it getting phreaky, was one weirdly excited and reminding the other the whole time) & after that clip was made (smut oh god please two unexperienced young guys just helplessly horny and unaware of how to negotiate and communicate in kink). Dan making Phil give him a blowjob. While restrained, watching him squirm into his touches. THE ORIGIN OF THE FUCKING HIKEY. Knife play getting cut short because Dan is terrified of actually hurting him. Phil teasing Dan and saying "payback" when his shitty restraints are loosened and pinning Dan's hands down. Phil getting turned on by the idea Dan is a stalker. Honestly anything you want to do with it as long as you post it in AO3. I was looking for anything tagged with that video and came with empty hands so PLEASE, please, my soul will be yours. - (👓)- (yes the horny glasses anon is back)

Anon who was talking about the queer intimacy podcast- I'd love to know the name of said podcast if possible. And the link to any fanfic you've written because of it 😉

Okay this is not really horny but too weird to post on my own blog so. I really like their teeth. They are so perfectly imperfect and it gives me confidence about my own teeth

thinking sbout how dan's mouth was made for taking big cocks. you think phil reminds dan of how his mouth was made for his big dick (yes)

holy shit i need to fuck his mouth with a dildo oh my god hooly shitttttt hold me backkkk