FUCK YOU

Well gee, Holden. I said I never looked back. My folks probably get them, though.

oh look at you, living away from home still , like some kind of high functioning bastard

Yeah, I’m so cool like that. You go home to your mom and dad every night, or did they put you in another private school?

its private but just day. i still live at home so they can watch me and im under house arrest in a way.  theres lots of other special needs sort of people here but its still all kiss ass.  

yeah you punched me and i was bleeding on the bathroom floor hours before i ditched the place if i recall correctly

Is it too late for an apology? I felt real bad after doing that, you know. I shouldn’t have punched you, or at least punched you that hard. Is that why you left? Because you were mad as hell at me for all that?

i dont really remember.  it made me pretty mad but its not like i wasnt mad before.  i dont know.  thanks though i guess

Well gee, Holden. I said I never looked back. My folks probably get them, though.

oh look at you, living away from home still , like some kind of high functioning bastard

Yeah, I’m so cool like that. You go home to your mom and dad every night, or did they put you in another private school?

its private but just day. i still live at home so they can watch me and im under house arrest in a way.  theres lots of other special needs sort of people here but its still all kiss ass.  

yeah you punched me and i was bleeding on the bathroom floor hours before i ditched the place if i recall correctly

Well gee, Holden. I said I never looked back. My folks probably get them, though.

oh look at you, living away from home still , like some kind of high functioning bastard

Yeah, I’m so cool like that. You go home to your mom and dad every night, or did they put you in another private school?

its private but just day. i still live at home so they can watch me and im under house arrest in a way.  theres lots of other special needs sort of people here but its still all kiss ass.  

Well gee, Holden. I said I never looked back. My folks probably get them, though.

oh look at you, living away from home still , like some kind of high functioning bastard

dude is that you

Sure as I’m a “phony”.

u fake as hell bietch

Yep, that’s me alright.

so what finally did old pencey in.  is the place still standing do you think

Nah, I bet the breeze finally knocked the ol’ hellhouse onto its knees. I don’t know, I abandoned the place after you got the axe and I never looked back.

dont they still send you those goddam padded envelopes full of brochures asking for a contribution though.  they wouldnt even let me stay in their school and i still get those things.

who’s lennie?

That’s what they all say.

oh.  are you reading that in ap english or whatever

Haha, very funny, Caufield. You think I’m in AP English.

yeah you cant even spell my name right, can you?  probably couldnt even make honors.  

dude is that you

Sure as I’m a “phony”.

u fake as hell bietch

Yep, that’s me alright.

so what finally did old pencey in.  is the place still standing do you think

who’s lennie?

That’s what they all say.

oh.  are you reading that in ap english or whatever

dude is that you

Sure as I’m a “phony”.

u fake as hell bietch