resident Lover Girl

Very very important periodical fit checks + height difference because I simply just couldn’t hold myself

Every other second of the day you are composed and in charge. Knowing exactly what to say and do, being to go to person for any disaster that happens in the workplace or at home.

But when Herm lays a hand on you...it's all gone. Every composed thought, every witty reply, every semblance of control just...lost. Melted away.

Begging and sobbing and whimpering. Moving on auto pilot to bite and kiss and grip and bounce. Mumbling out half sentences between moans and choked up groans. Head lolling from side to side and eyes fluttering closed.

Nothing but Herm. His hands, his tongue, his cock. Herm who is soaking you through. Herm who is whispering sweet praises and doing soft check-ins between your clumsy grabbing hands. Herm who makes your mind go brrr.

The post nut clarity is always a bit embarrassing. Your whole body weak and sore. Sticky and itchy as he lifts you on shaking legs to the bathroom. Cleans you up and runs you a bath, peppering kisses against your cheeks and shoulders the whole time. Soaking the events away in soapy bubbles, leaned up against him as you slowly come back to yourself. Remember that you are indeed human and you can compose thoughts on occasion.

yes i do!! heart emoticon heart emoticon

-waterboy is the kind of guy to fall in love during the friendship phase of knowing you, but won’t actually say “i love you” until he’s certain it’s not too early

-the day he falls in love with you and looks you in the eyes, the sun seems to glow around your face and this plays in his head

-hopeless romantic!! very very hopeless, he’s the kind of guy to lean on his mop and sigh dreamily when he sees you pass by in a room

-just as he feels more comfortable around robert, he begins to feel more comfortable around you. his stutter lessens, he talks more, he gets a grasp of his sentences because he doesn’t want to risk any conversation with you going awry

-will open doors for you! his grandma taught him to be a gentleman and he picked up habits from older romantic comedy movies they’ve watched together

-he likes all love languages, but his favourites are quality time and acts of service!

-he loves doing things for you that make you smile whether that be getting you a glass of tea/coffee in the morning, doing that one household chore you hate doing, or helping you clean the house during the weekend. a clean home feels nice, but a clean home with you is even nicer

-adores dates where you do your own thing together— say you’re in bed reading a novel coupé recommended and he’s laying next to you looking for metal bands to listen to and add to his playlists. just being around you makes him happy

-if you’re a hero alongside him, obviously you two have synergy. he puts a little more effort in his work in hopes it will impress you, and he gets all excited when you tell him you’re proud of him

-if you two cross paths during your respective routes, he’ll give you a big kiss before leaving you be

-speaking of, he loves kisses! literally anywhere; his hands, his cheeks, his nose, his forehead, his lips especially, his shoulder if you’re shorter than him and can’t reach his lips, the top of his head if you’re taller, he gets all flustered when he feels your lips on him

-he even giggles if you add a big “mwah!” to your kisses

-would be hesitant at first out of fear of making you uncomfortable with his wetness, but he loves holding your hand as well. if you’re nearby, except him to take your hand in both of his and feel his clothed fingers feel the knuckles and tendons

-he finds you absolutely fascinating, like a blossoming plant in his bedroom garden with a colour he hasn’t grown before. he studies you, tries his hardest to learn every detail about you so he can please you as best as he can

-he finds himself feeling undeserving of you, especially after you do him a favour, but the insecurities wash away when you take him in your arms and shush him with soft kisses, telling him he’s everything you could ever ask for and that you’d cut him open and crawl into his skin if it meant feeling his heart beat every day

-he’s alternative c’mon, he has an appreciation for the macabre! would love an s/o with odd and scary interests as well, but would love you either way

-his grandmother knows everything about you as he begins to fall deeper and deeper into his affections for you, she’s happy knowing he’s found someone to spend his life with and constantly bugs him to introduce her to you

-would love hot baths together! he runs cold most of the time so he often sets his showers and baths to boiling. and having you perched on the edge of the tub running your hands through his hair with soap and telling him how handsome he is? he’s melting at the thought

-has plenty of photos of you! loves taking pictures as a habit he’s picked up from his grandma, and his gallery gradually fills until a large percentage is just you. he loves the way you confidently smile after a mission’s success

-will fall asleep on your chest if you’re having a movie night. he gets so relaxed laying on top of you and feeling your body heat beneath his that he can’t help but snooze. he snores so fucking loud

-he can very easily crack his bones! some mornings, you’ll wake up to the view of him twisting and contorting his body, turning his skeleton into a wet sheet of bubble wrap

-if you wake up before him and you sit up to stretch, he’ll watch you with the most love doped eyes, rubbing a hand on your back to feel the warmth. he misses your warmth. come back and hold him a little longer >:(

-he spends his breaks with you! i headcanon that he smokes VERY sparingly so as to not bring the smell back to his grandma’s, but if you smoke he’ll let you place a cigarette between his lips and light it with the ember end of yours

-his leads to him holding you by your hips as you light his cigarette with yours, bringing you close as you both inhale, then exhale the smoke i to each other’s mouths with a kiss :)

-refuses to let you get up to get a glass of water in the middle of the night if you’re thirsty— herm’s right there, just let him give you some straight from the source

-likes to plan your wedding together! you want an intimate courthouse scene? he’ll invite his grandmother and robert as his best man. you want an extravagant event? only the best and most perfect night for his lover. he’d prefer a smaller event though!

oh he totally does the first time y’all make out!!

he’s so emotional when you pull him in to kiss him deeper, holding both of his hands as your lips kiss and rub in a rhythm he’s scurrying to match. his face is red, heart pounding in his chest as his mind runs a thousand thoughts a second. your hands feel so nice against his skin and you taste so good and he loves you so much— he shivers when he feels your tongue run across the surface of his bottom lip.

a hum of curiosity spills from your lips to his when he suddenly leans his weight over you, his hands tightening their grips on yours betwixt your fingers as his body trembles with ruin. cum squirts in long, watery ropes from his cock, soiling his wetsuit from the inside. he gasps and whimpers onto the flat of your tongue, tears stinging the corners of his eyes when he finally comes to the realization that he just came in his pants solely from kissing you. you didn’t need to touch him anywhere but his hands to make him cum.