cheers dear!

turn back. turn back. turn back, turn back / if you've never been in love.

JANUARY 2027 -

I hope Keith steals that jacket or throws it into the deepest pits of hell at the very least, because hiding that shoulder-to-waist ratio Lance has going on is a blasphemy.

PRE-ORDER for the calendar lasts only 9 weeks this year!

Another birthday drawing, but this one with an allergy to happiness

He also says that killing a dinosaur with a neurotoxin would be a sin.

Keith is such a loser he's me af

Ignore the carabiner with a labubu on his jeans I thought I was cooking there for a sec...

lance and his daddy

'keith opens his mouth, but no words come.

how did they get here?'

Mr Lester, who has expressed that he would call the army if his partner of 16 years, Dan, was a worm, does not extend such sentiment to the phamily seal, Pheal (phey/phem) even if phey turned "huge, alive, and aggressive".

"I wouldn't call the police on the Pheal. The Pheal stays in the fam. ... I would call no authoritarian people (on the pheal)."

Though Dan and Phil have been together for over a decade and a half, it is clear that Phil's loyalties do not lie with his long term partner but with the family mascot.