Philosophy Professor Quotes

Descartes is the dartboard at which Pascal throws his darts.

“Are you interested in the truth or are you interested in winning?”

Philosophy is sort of like sex. It is fun to watch other people do it but nothing compares to doing it yourself.

For Nietzsche, a guy nailed to a two by four just isn't God material.

Honestly in this type of argument I like to just take a moment to blame Descartes for everything and move on.

Remember, there's no shame in switching careers.

Nothing is literally happening and yet it means everything.

You can teach an entire first order logic class without using the word ‘set’ and the only thing you would lose is fashion.

And that's more or less the outline of Kantian idealism. I'll now take comments on this deplorable set of views.

Nietzsche was high and sick when he wrote On the Genealogy of Morals in fifteen days. So... good luck, guys.

No defense of Utilitarianism is complete without sliding on your trusty rubber gloves and getting to work in the baby fields.

Believe me when I say I'm an excellent teacher. Kant is just complicated.