Dip And Pip

Dan: What’s a matter baby

Phil: Nothing sweetie, what’s a matter with you?

Phil: I’m gay

Dan:

Phil: Yes, but the problem is I don’t want to get murdered you feel me?

Chris: I feel you

PJ: We all feel you

Phil: Why are so many people touching me

Phil: No, it’s called highjacking

Chris: Guys, it’s called weedwhacking

Dan: You sound fannytroubled.

Phil: A little bootybothered if you ask me.

Dan: …

Phil: Aye matey

Dan, hopeful: Hot and British?

Phil: Nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

Chris: You really shouldn’t put your full name on the Internet, it’s not safe

Dan: I’m done

Pj: Smelborp for president

Felix: Smelborp has my vote

Louise: Smelborp will be the next great leader

Phil: He sleeps surrounded by discarded organs and hollowed out corpses

Phil: Really, where?

Phil: Okay!

Dan: What did you have for breakfast?

Phil: Ketchup and liquor

Dan: What did you have for lunch?

Phil: Ketchup and liquor

Dan: What do you do when you see a hot girl running down the street?

Phil: Ketchup and Liqour

Dan: How does it WALK

Phil: Did you know that a spider can hold seven guns at once

Phil: I’m like

Phil: Shoulder

Dan: That means at was one of the fantastic foursome is gay

Dan: I hope it’s Phil

Dan: Phil is cute

Phil: Then stop fucking bees??? It’s a really simple solution

Dan: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT