A whole mess of idiots

"Oh that swimsuit is cute, Lydia! The skirt really ties it together." Iggy comments, planting her lips on her lover's cheek.

"I don't think I could have everything just out here, y'know-" Lydia reminds her in a hushed tone, fiddling with the edges of the skirt bottom bikini she had on.

"Flattery is quant, I wonder where you think it'll get you, mortal."

"Is that where this is? I was wondering why it was so depressing in here." Elegg answers, still looking at her from over the stack of papers.

"Not really, not besides being here," She adds with a shrug, grabbing the base of the stack of papers and sliding it slowly so she could see Yulha without being on her tippy-toes.

"You want to wear one of those big flappy ponchos they usually wear?" Elegg asks, putting both hands on the desk to lean on now that there was a small opening, "Where's the fun in that? I get to wear whatever I want when I'm doing my work!"

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"Hah... yeah- yeah I'm good." Spoken like a true virgin, nice. Lydia was half hidden under the strewn bedsheets, her black hair matted to her head on one side, "Sure just- point me to the bathroom first, if you don't mind." She added with a sigh.

Peeling back the bedsheet, she swung her legs over the side standing up and stretching her arms high to the ceiling. Lydia's back muscles contorting as she did so, showing off two large jagged scars that ran the whole of her upper back.

"Huh?" Lydia glanced over at the other, trying to find her underwear on the floor in the dark, "Did we move past you calling me 'kitten'? I kinda- enjoyed that one more." She swallowed awkwardly, the pending threat of being called an angel coupled with the stupid soft carpet hiding her underwear in it's underbrush easily flustered the veterinarian.

"...You realize you're in the central government courthouse, right? I AM chief judge here. Mustang may ask me to dress... weirdly, but I still have a desk job." On top of being commander of Triangle, of course.

"Is that where this is? I was wondering why it was so depressing in here." Elegg answers, still looking at her from over the stack of papers.

"Not really, not besides being here," She adds with a shrug, grabbing the base of the stack of papers and sliding it slowly so she could see Yulha without being on her tippy-toes.

"You're back-!" The Nikke exclaims excitedly before her rump is grabbed and squeezed by the much taller woman.

"No no- of course not, please." The blonde nods with urgency, the flopping revealing her lavender colored orbs for just a second before settling once more.