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"W-Wha—No!"

          [Φ] — ”But you said-- oh... was it one of those... saying, metaphor things...?"

"You can kiss my ass."

          [Φ] — ”Take your pants off then."

"Don’t invite him out either. He causes more trouble than its worth."

          [Φ] — ”I won't if you tell me..."

Aggressive laughter as she slinks away.

Slumps down-- he has been bested by a phallic object. Damn you Phi.

"Don’t tell me what to do. Ask him yourself."

          [Φ] — ”Nah. Plus I dunno how to get him out."

Launches a dildo straight towards his ass.

UNHOLY SCREAMING NOISES. PHILOTES YOU ARE DEAD. RUN.

"I duuunnnooooooooooo. Ya seem like th’type. So does your dad, ya know. Might be a hereditary thing? Whatever I don’t judge~!"

Turns around and leaves to be honest.

"….We’re not talking about what he did, okay."

          [Φ] — ”Tell me. You've already brought it up."

"He just—felt like appearing. Nothing really triggered it. Luckily, he didn’t bring her along, but I still had to deal with it. He’s worse than you, I think.”

          [Φ] — ”… Huh. I don't think I've actually met him yet... and from the sounds of it I really don't want to. Did he do anything?"

"Hey if you’re into it that’s your business. I don’t kinkshame this is a safe environment buddy~" Good, excellent. Feel the perverted wrath of sex and friendship herself.

          [Φ] — ”What scares me is you thinkin' I'd be into that stuff-- bloody corpses bleeding out is my kink, not fuckin' em." That and the fear of people but that seems pretty explanatory.

"You’re unpredictable. Who knows what you’re actually thinking. I’ve got enough to deal with anyway. I had to deal with Mars yesterday. Do you know how stressful that is?" Dealing with roman counterparts was always stressful.

          [Φ] — ”He appeared...? What happened to cause that?" It wasn't often his father's counterpart reared its head-- but it seemed to have yesterday.

                                       Though if you’re into necrophilia I might be able to hook you up—”

          [Φ] — ”No!! What the hell!?" Phi, I think you actually creeped out fear itself.

"The humans are more carnal now—why do you think my sister is more active." She stuffed her hands into her pockets, looking to the side. "He isn’t happy with it still. I’d rather not lose him over something like you."

          [Φ] — ”… So humanity has reached a state of a full hard-on then if she's that active. Or whatever. And geez, do you see me trying to make any attempt right now to do anything?" Sarcasm heavily laced the last sentence, a harder glare given to her before it quickly melted back into his usual expression.

"Allow me to show you a magical world." Throws a vibrator at him.

          [Φ] — ”WHY DID YOU THROW A DISMEMBERED DICK AT ME."

"You have fun with that. I’m surprised you don’t know what they are honestly. You’ll just get me in trouble with being around you."

          [Φ] — ”… Oh yeah. Well it's not like I'm doing anything except..." He checked his phone. "... Asking you what dildos are apparently. What the fuck are humans doing with their free time?"

"C’meeeerrrreeeeee."

          [Φ] — ”… For what?" Please don't twist his dick or something.

"…No, because I know what they are. I don’t know why you’re asking me in the first place."

          [Φ] — ”Dunno. But cool, I'll google that or whatever." Nem I think you might have inadvertently got him into porn.