Creepypasta Headcanons but it's actually random trivial pieces of OC x canon lore from my Slendermansion AU
Disclaimer: My OC Millie is included in this as well as three different fan children and five animal OCs(one of which is a possum lol). I am aware that I need to post more lore about these guys ~_~
OCs included: Millie McBride, Gray and Bonnie McBride-Rogers, Conan McBride(mentioned), Roxie Hopkins-Woods, Beans the opossum, Zelda and Maggot the hellhounds, Butters the golden retriever, and Fiasco the ghost dog.
This is gonna be super long, probably cringe, and makes my characters sound more OP than they actually are bc there's no context, forgive me ~_~
• Maggot frequently steals Jeff's favorite knife to the point where every time it's missing, his first instinct is to ask Smiles or Millie where Maggot is
• Nina likes to make clothes. She made a group chat with herself, Bloody Painter(who has said gc muted lol), and Trenderman and this group chat is the sole reason anyone in the manor has clothes that aren't from Walmart
• Slenderman takes grocery orders. Because he doesn't pay anyone, he has everyone submit grocery lists. There is a combined Family Dollar/Dollar Tree close to the weakest point in the forest's mist that just expects him at this point because he goes there once or twice a month. It's the only public place where everyone in the manor is just able to go without worrying about dealing with the authorities.
• Fiasco sometimes haunts random objects around the manor when she's curious. When Millie can't find her, she normally just waits until she hears a scream or confused string of swear words.
• When Millie came home with Bonnie and Gray, Toby was less surprised that she had found them in a dumpster and more surprised that she had managed to get them back to the manor, text EJ to help with making sure they were ok, and finish off her last target of the night in the span of 20 minutes.
• Most everyone - save for a few people - in the manor has a phone, but they have to use Signal and BEN has to help delete the original company's software so nobody can track any of them.
• Zelda is afraid of water because it makes her glitch. Her bark also sounds like a corrupt MP3 file.
• Butters fits in well because he's so normal it's almost eerie. (he's literally just a golden retriever, everyone is just weird and he has the survival instincts of a brick)
• Jeff washed is hair MAYBE once a month. He changed it to once every two weeks after Roxie was born, but only because Nina forced him to.
• BP hates kids. Ironically enough, he's the most responsible person available to babysit, and he accepts the job purely because he thinks Jeff and Nina are irresponsible(they are) and Toby and Millie are moron teens who adopted two dumpster babies(they are).
• Roxie was originally conceived because of a bet. No, Nina did not tamper with anything, Jeff is just careless and forgot how conception works.
• The cult that turned Jack Nyras into EJ was a cult formed around Zalgo. The black sludge that pours from his eyes is the same substance that runs through Lazari's DNA and Millie's blood.
• Millie considers EJ and Lazari half siblings, as her Shadows, altered DNA, and Shrouded form are due to a deal her cousin made with Zalgo.
• LJ would be unsafe for Gray, Bonnie, and Roxie, but due to the fact that Slenderman would straight up disassemble him if he did something to any of them(mostly because it would make their parents harder to deal with but also because he got attached to them and Splendorman has more fun when he visits and leaves him alone).
• Millie keeps a notebook full of every single piece of information she figures out about everyone around her because she can't stand not understanding the people around her.
• Millie's comfort songs are Daisy Bell, Run Rabbit Run, and You Are My Sunshine because Conan used to sing them to her to drown out the noise in the house.
• There has not been a single group beach day where Toby has not ended up either talking to the sea shells or throwing them at Jeff and starting a war. The only thing that snaps him out of it is when somebody points out that one of the twins is eating sand on his watch again.
• Jeff is a total girl dad, and absolutely hates the fact that he's genuinely good at it(compared to what you'd expect, anyways). Roxie thinks it's the funniest thing when Nina puts random bows or whatever in his hair right after he washes it and her laughter is the only reason that Jeff hasn't just backhanded Nina for it.
• Bloody Painter can read people so well it's scary.
• Nurse Ann, BP, Cody, and EJ are pretty much the only people there who have real medical knowledge. Because of Ann's aggression, Helen's coldness, and Cody's tendency to make more poison than medicine, EJ gets the most calls.
• Roxie still calls Liu her uncle despite the fact that Liu stays as far as he can from his brother because he still considers her family and silently pities the fact that her parents are who they are. Sully just finds it funny to watch Jeff and Nina fail. Roxie is partially able to tell the difference between the two, but this is only known because she calls him two different names- "Uncle Liu" and simply "Two". They don't know why she calls Sully "Two", but it's probably because someone told her that Liu is actually two different personalities and her tiny baby brain latched onto the word.
• Toby is somewhat grumpy despite his hyperactivity, even more so around people that he's actually close to. Not a tsundere but more so just a teen who has no idea how emotions and relationships actually work.
• Sally's favorite of Millie's Shadows is Sound because it's soft to the touch and likes to be pet.
• Millie is in a group chat with Sally, BEN, Lazari, Lulu, Lucy, and Smile.JPG. Sally made this gc and while it's called "CHAOS CHILDREN + Smiles", Sally was going purely off of vibes when adding people. Lucy literally knows none of them except Sally. She's not even a resident of the manor, Sally just found her one day because they're on the same plane of existence and kind of pulled an "extrovert that adopted an introvert"
• Sally and Lucy have met Chris Hopkins, and sometimes they go out and do stuff together, but he doesn't hang out with them much due to their connections with his sister.
• Bonnie and Gray call Slenderman "Papa Slendy" because of an inside joke made by the others that was said in front of the wrong audience(them) which they latched onto. This later resulted in Roxie also calling him that. Slenderman can't walk past the three of them without hearing a barrage of high pitched voices shouting "PAPA"
• Bonnie's favorite adult is Jeff, purely because he's around more often because of how much time he spends antagonizing Toby. Half the time he's in the same room as her, she's trying to climb out of Millie's or Toby's lap to get to him. This has led to multiple occasions of him being nap-trapped, as well as having both her and his own daughter in his lap while Nina cooed in her weird adoration.
• Millie despises Zalgo. Like, hate. Like threatened to cover Slendy's entire forest in darkness(which wouldn't actually mess with him but would make it incredibly inconvenient for everyone else to do his bidding) and disband all of Zalgo's worshippers(in the area, at least. she's got limits lol) if they involved her or the twins in their drama again. What's funny is that they only half-listened (because on one hand, she is totally capable of carrying out those threats but on the other hand she's 16 and cries when someone yells in the same room as her) and she still gets caught in the crossfire.
• Lazari and Sally are best friends and they drag BEN around with them and he just accepts it because they're both adorable enough to get away with everything which gives him a get-out-of-jail-free card when he's with them
• Smiles had no intention of adopting the dumpster pups(Fiasco, Zelda, Butters, Maggot, Beans), they legitimately just followed him home one day and no matter what he did he couldn't shake them off his tail. Slenderman told Millie that if she were to keep them that she had to train them.
• Maggot was named by Jeff, Butters was named by Sally, Zelda was named by BEN, Fiasco was named by Millie with help from EJ, and Beans was named by Toby. Beans the opossum is also the only one that Toby actually likes beyond just toleration.
• Toby has seen Millie's Shrouded form, and the reason it had no effect is because other than the fact its a large, pitch black mass in the vague shape of his partner which startles him sometimes, he genuinely does not care. That boy has seen worse and is already too messed up to give a rat's tail.
• Jeff and Nina both have mutilated faces- lacerated mouths, chemical burns, permanently damaged cartilage, and they both need to use STRONG eyedrops bc Nina sewed her lids shut and Jeff just straight up doesn't have any. What's completely ironic is that Roxie has the most beautiful smile. She also has both her parents' blue eyes, so they just have this adorable baby that casually STARES UNTO THEIR SOUL. She has Nina's natural hair color, so her hair is actually dark brown.
• Splendorman knows how to use a grill
• The amount of times Millie and Toby have gone out and Cody has third wheeled and even fifth wheeled on double dates w Nina and Jeff is awkward to think about. Toby thinks it's totally normal.
• Butters can and will steal food off of anyone's and anything's plate. That dog has stolen kidneys from EJ before and the only reason he didn't just kill the thing is because Sally cried and he felt bad.
• Grinny and Smile will do things in exchange for people adding extra stuff on their grocery lists for them.
That's all for now I think
