A wild Phazzinator appears!

First, go grab some headphones. The best ones you’ve got. If the best ones you’ve got are these suckers (or something similar), you should really go buy new ones, but use the best you’ve got for right now.

Take a break from whatever you’re doing for 2 minutes and listen, but just listen to the whole thing, even if you have to multi-task.

Headphones on? Ok. Good.

Now, press play.

friend·ship  [frend-ship]

1. the state of being a friend;  association as friends: to value a person’s friendship.

 friend [frend]  

1. a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard.

now read that over. read it twice. does it say ANYTHING about having to be with them physically? NOPE if they make you happy, if you like them, they are your motherfucking friend. it does NOT matter if you met on the internet, or through school, or through some convention, or from painfully crashing into them on the sidewalk. they are still your friend.

Great Expectations