intro post
first post on this blog hello
its ran by @bug-fix, its a phayze-centric blog but will also include all posts about balloon game!!
feel free to send asks in or out of character and i will reply, submissions are open too!
Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Claire Keane
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
AnasAbdin
taylor price
trying on a metaphor

Janaina Medeiros

shark vs the universe
hello vonnie
Sade Olutola
Game of Thrones Daily
Peter Solarz
One Nice Bug Per Day
$LAYYYTER

@theartofmadeline
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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@phayzeone
intro post
first post on this blog hello
its ran by @bug-fix, its a phayze-centric blog but will also include all posts about balloon game!!
feel free to send asks in or out of character and i will reply, submissions are open too!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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weirdest question ever but if artemis ii existed in the blooniverse and upon re-entry it hits a (very unlucky) bad, what do you think would happen
i wish i knew the source to answer this question (or if its your lore i may have forgotten), feel free to elaborate
what the phayze doin on this very normal day
not much :)
Cargo mission interrupted (comm for a friend!)
boss bloonsona incoming!!
meet the skout!

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brain is not braining but here is another ask for the time being
phayze vs void worm, who wins (or do they become allies........)
i don't know if they'd cross paths at all
still figuring out skout's design (and also how to draw it)
unauthorized fucking thing
unidentified fucking thing detected!!
[no-show]
a small 2-panel because phayze with anxiety makes a little too much sense - just where does it go when those meetings show up?
monkey game has, for the second time, revived my want to do art again. (i'm keeping it simple though.)
still like this piece a lot
I can't believe I never mentioned this publicly until now, but I have a positively massive collection of bloons lore (google docs version) from many ninjakiwi blog posts (it doesn't contain everything, but it contains a lot) and I try to update it whenever a new blog post comes out
take a peek if you Dare...
danger dino noodle!!! (diamondback redesign)
elite form and some thoughts under the cut (content warning for images of a dinosaur skull and a real life snake)

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sticks my bigass snoot into your askbox
you could draw my really awesome and cool woman maybe :> (sorry if you can't see the page I haven't made one for her on toyhouse yet π)
oc
cooking up a much better ask but for now: phayze basketball
definitely not legal. its like a footballs
I was thinking about how, after dragoon was popped by leviathan, there was probably an autopsy overseen by dr. monkey (since it's very likely that popped bosses don't just disappear and instead have pieces of their entire body strewn everywhere, like all other bloons) and that made me realize that most of the other bosses were probably given one too. that's the nature of science ig
I still think that phayze pulls a dragoon and just teleports away after it's taken enough damage tho. safe... for now
there were definitely some terrified, maybe even traumatized researchers when they saw for themselves what dragoon is actually made of.
yeah! i can see this for sure
sidenote; did you see the lych with 300 million hp that cropped up recently (holy shit)
new headcanon that actually makes sense: phayze spends most of its time upside down so it can watch the monkeys. it doesn't do this in battle because all the explosions and stuff hurt to look at
which leads to my other headcanon which makes less sense: phayze is actually invulnerable but during battle it regularly updates its texture so the monkeys think the fight is fair. it eventually teleports away really dramatically so the monkeys think they won (they didn't)
the second would make a bit more sense if it already didn't have a shield ..
like it can definitely just teleport away and repair somehow but the damage it takes is probably real
here's a list, from oldest to youngest, of how old I headcanon the boss bloons as (ocs included, paralloons and phayze not included)
relict
lych*
diamondback
bloonarius
dreadbloon
blastapopoulos
leviathan
vortex
lych**
skout
*based on "birth" date
**based on resurrection date
not included?? i thought it was pretty straightforward

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how many asks are in your inbox....... (minus this one ofc)
also I am giving various extremely radioactive substances to phayze for research purposes
(like four i think i just haven't gotten around to answering th
Uuugueuughh
I should make this blog blastapopoulos themed again for valentine's day
specil limited edition blastapplecornchips coming to this! blog! starting this! friday!
love loses
remind me to banish blastie in the morning
blastie has been banished.
wait π₯Ί i forgot to ask my questions
you can ask meeeeeee instead :3
what happened to blastpopulus.