Phattxican

Urp... esto es bulking... no se preocupen

There is so much to grab on to now

My oh my

"Please dude, I really need this job... are you sure you don't have any clothes less 'form fitting'? I swear we used to trade suits all of the time back in college. I know it's been a while, but nothing much has changed. This new brand of clothes must just run smaller. Anyways, I'm blaming you if I don't get an interview today. I'll be expecting a light compensation of free drinks for the next week."

"Please dude, can we go find a 'Big & Tall' store around here? I get that you like this brand, but it's not quite built for- Yes, I know we used to shop here all of the time. Yes, I know I promised I would let you pick where we go. Yes, I would still like to grab ice cream after this... I'm just not so sure they have anything for me here. I'm worried I've outgrown more than just my XL wardrobe..."

Anyways... bring me more ice cream 👅

210

the results of overeating at night

Seriously tho.

I may be fat, but I’m nowhere close to fat enough. Come on feeders, make me rounder. I’m begging for it. I need several hundred more pounds

Whoops! Now how did that happen? I can’t figure out what would have caused this?!