Lonely

yuna: how long have you two been dating?

Every time I see this image

Yuna and David asking about the timeline of their relationship would have been even funnier if, after discussing how long they've been "lovers":

shane: mom…can you take three steps back please?

outside of the obvious reasons why the hollanov relationship reveal must be crazy to shane’s parents, it’s gotta be wild to them that their shy, awkward kid is dating the league slut. their kid, who cannot even say the word “sex” without blushing, has been fucking a man whose sexual reputation is a topic of conversation. for a decade. they are in fact on a sexcation together. if you want to see them, you need to text them that you’re on your way there, because even if they know you’re coming in advance, they cannot keep their hands off of each other long enough to properly keep track of time. david hollander sees things start to heat up between them and knows instantly that they have probably fucked against every window in that extremely glass house.

The face of a man who thinks he's about to hear his boyfriend explain the word fuckbuddy to his mom

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship