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Like the whole game is just "and here's how to gather intel on your enemies undetected, here's how you kill, never forget that you don't need a heart to manipulate someone else's, you are incapable of feeling or caring so write that down, follow orders or die, always put the mission first, love is bullshit and never lasts, do NOT hesitate to commit murder (*cough* mission to kill Riku *cough*), you SHOULD betray your friends if it benefits you, DO NOT EMPATHIZE"

And Roxas just

"I love my friends and want to eat ice cream with them :)" "I'm going to defy orders and save Tinker Bell bc she is nice to me :)" "I cannot bring myself to be rude to Phil or Genie" "Ok Demyx I will help you with your extra work :)" "I had fun playing games with those Twilight Town kids :)" "I was gonna give the ice cream stick that says WINNER on it to Axel but now that Xion is my friend too I have to wait until I get a second one for her :)"

WHY ARE YOU AN ANGEL

WHY

YOU'RE SO IMPOSSIBLY CUTE

UGH

UUUUUGH

Edit: this popped off while I was asleep and now I'm adding a picture to demonstrate what I mean by impossibly cute: