Show Me That Sussy

now wait just a goddamn minute. THIS is real and I’m honestly dying

Amazing

waiter: hi what would you like to drink? me: coke please waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

im horny but like horny to cuddle

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

ok same

I never delete text messages just in case someone wanna start acting different… like you werent saying that March 21, 2014 at 3:57pm. 

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

Me, year 2074: haha wow so you were born in 2006? you must be like 5 years old lol

here’s a secret message only people on mobile can see 🆒 🅱🅾🅾🅱

holding hands with someone is actually the most outrageous form of casual intimacy!!! it makes me fucking crazy!!!! like you’re just walking together and you hold onto eachother just because you like being close?? the tenderness!!!!! the romance!!!!! i’m losing my mind