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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

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i just want to one day be loved like elle woodsā sorority sisters loved her
they all simply do not understand why elle wants to go to harvard so bad... yet they help her study, grade her tests, motivate her and all around fully support her from the moment she decides to go and never stop believing in elle not for a single second... like wow name me one sweeter moment in all of cinema, iāll wait
sorry to be legally blonde blogging on main once again but i just wanted to talk about how easy it wouldāve been to screw that movie up. the entire premise is based around a girl doing the most to get a guy, the main conflict of the film is the one between elle and viv, elle and her friends are stereotypical girly girls, etc - all that is just a perfect setup for a kind of passive aggressive lowkey misogynistic film that aims at actual feminist themes but falls short at #girlboss. but it doesnāt! while vivian is certainly catty to elle at first the insults arenāt sexist, vivian is just threatened but the confrontation is surprisingly and refreshingly... levelheaded? is the best way i can describe it. there is none of that one scene that a lot of 90ās movies seem to have where the two female protags have a fight where they insult each otherās appearance and then latch onto each otherās hair and yell bloody murder. ya know the one. there is none of that, none of the throwing around lowkey insults to women left and right, and in the end it works out quite beautifully because the only character we meet who is actually outright sexist is warner, which sets him up to be a gigantic asshole without having to have him like kill a kitten or something. itās clever writing! and for a movie that came out in 2001 to toe that line between empowerment and sexism so well and come out the other side an enjoyable story with realistic women that does not fall under sexist tropes and stands the test of time is very admirable imo
anyway,
The thing is, what's happening in Palestine is extremely triggering to me. I was 8 years old when the U.S. invaded iraq in 2003. I was on the other side of the world as the death of my people in mass was paraded as a political tactic, was normalized and made mundane. My whole world fell apart. Nothing was the same. And even 20 years later, it affects every aspect of my life. In a lot of ways, my life will never not be ruled by the ghost of the war that haunted my very existence. And now, and now I'm watching in real time as that same propaganda, that same zeal for the death of Palestinians sweep up an entire nation, all dressed up in rhetoric of humanity, of stopping terrorism, of "has a right to defend itself". And the places and the people I once considered safe bare their teeth and snarl at any dissent, any objection. They look at you with suspicion. Will you condemn the terror? What a brutal reminder of my conditional citizenship to this country, my conditional belonging to this community. A brutal reminder that I will only ever truly be accepted, if I am palatable
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this made me cry

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me and my coworkers were talking and it made me curious
how many Shakespeare plays did you have to read in school?
1
2
3
4
5
6
7+
ROMAN ROY + Wuthering Heights (ch. 16)

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the poison drips through
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
Itās pretty likely that itās a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ānā is 4 (number of digits available).Ā 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you donāt get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ātechnicallyā the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.Ā
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Donāt base your deductions of psychology. Letās talk chemistry. When you first press a button, thereās more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end itā¦.
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almostĀ alwaysĀ choose a number they can remember. Whatās memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And thatās why we have a John Watson.
This is ātop 10 favorite postsā level.
Omg, itās actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
Idk if Iāve rebloged this before, but Iāll reblog this legend again
Smithsonian? Iāve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.
Ahh itās back.
āAnd thatās why we have a John Watsonā, indeed š
Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.
this post is on my dash I feel HONORED
THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH
IāVE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG
On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.
Iāve only seen this on Pinterest!
*gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!
THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY ITāS APPEARANCE!!!
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Why did Tumblr stop doing stuff like this, itās genuinely fascinating, and cute that we include our favorite media in things we do
Well. Since you asked. I was on tumblr as this post was being built in 2013. The height of superwholock. Which has, since then, been declared peak cringe. So people picked new fandoms to openly love in earnest. Which were also eventually declared cringe. Eventually the youth decided to cut out the middleman, and declared loving anything in earnest to be fully cringe. So it has been a really long time since the day to day users of tumblr have let any fandom create anything nearing the cultural phenomenon that was superwholock. And it is exactly those cultural phenomena that are needed to create posts like this.
So. What happened? Cringe culture happened.
Try and imagine what would happen if this post wasnāt the āsacred textsā only ever seen in screen shots and in pinterest. Try and imagine any current pop culture detective media fandom creating this post today. Theyād be slaughtered for being cringe by the time (in this case) Sherlock was mentined.
But because this post is 10 years old and completely broke containment, itās celebrated when it graces our dashes.
The cool thing to know about cringe is it need only bother the fools who say somethingās cringe. LOVE YER FANDOM OUT LOUD.
Also for those scratching their heads, superwholock = Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock.
And verily I say until you, those three were on absolute fire together a decade ago. Oooo, I miss the burning.
how woild do you do 7 + 48 ???
40 + 7 = 47, 47 +8 = 55
40 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 3
(24*2)+(5+2)
100-48-7 = 45, hence 100-45=48+7=55
7/11 + 48/11 = 5, so 5*11 = 55
3+4 = 7, 40 + 8= 48, 7+48 = 55
7^2=49, 48-40=8, -> 49+8=55
100+7 = 107 and 107 + 48 = 155 so 155 -100 is 55
another way
we got nudes and japhan april 2023 what the fuck
Every now and then I'm reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I've always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you're not on this site and with tumblr's New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)
What job do you currently have (or plan on having in the future)?
Deals With People (customer service of any kind, waiter, hospitality, etc.)
Professional Nerd (engineer, programmer, accountant, etc.)
Keeping Things Running (maintenance, janitorial, delivery, construction, etc.)
Never Left School (teacher, academic researcher, still a student, etc.)
What Kids Consider "Real" Jobs (lawyer, government agent, doctor, etc.)
Graphic Design Is My Actual Passion (designer, animator, artist, etc.)
Literal Backbone of Society (farmer, assembly operator, temp., chef, etc.)
Like And Subscribe!! (influencer, comedian, sales, marketing, performer, etc.)
Full Time Public Service Baby (firefighter, non-profit, social worker, etc.)
My Job Is Cool But Not Listed (slap that in the tags if it's fun)

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this emoji is called the "balls please" emoji
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"balls, please."
This one is the best in a while