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TOP 10 DAN PHYSICAL TRAITS (as voted by our followers)

Genre: Mostly smut, fluffish at the end 

Plot: dan is drunk and blah blah sex with phil

Warnings: gay sex, spanking, dirty talk, (I’m going to hell) drinking. 

Word count: 2,374 words of pure sin 

A/N: THIS STORY IS SIN AND I SUCK AT WRITING AND THE TITLE IS STEREOTYPICAL BUT

“Phil’s breath hitched, looking at the boy sitting in his lap. ‘Promise you won’t hate me in the morning. Promise you won’t think I’m taking advantage.’  ‘I promise,’ Dan assured. ‘Now fuck me.'”

Plot: Pastel Dan rides home from high school with his punk boyfriend, Phil. Also, he rides Phil. 

Genre: lmao it’s smut motherfuckers

Warnings: car sex, riding, lingerie, human beings that fuck their own sex (surprisingly no kinky sex this time sorry)

A/N: my mom came home so I had to finish writing this quickly without rereading any of it but lmao oh well ALSO WHY ARE MY TITLES SO BORING 

ALSO AT ALL YOU FUCKIN NERDS READING THIS PLEASE SEND ME PROMPTS BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE MANY IDEAS OF WHAT TO WRITE 

““Are you suggesting we fuck in my car?” Phil raised an eyebrow, trying not to loose focus from the road.

Dan shrugged lightly. “It’s not like we couldn’t make it work. We’ve done this in smaller space.”

And Phil, deciding he had no absolutely reason at all not to do that, pulled over on the side of the road, hoping no one wondered why he was over. And hoping no one would hear the moans he knew would be leaving Dan’s mouth in a few minutes.”

ok it’s night so I can’t write a fic about this rn but

-I bet Phil has made Dan come just from touching his neck, because he knew he could do it if he tried enough. Maybe back in ‘09, when Dan was even more sensitive and a horny teen, but I do think that Phil has tried and succeeded at it.

-Even while fucking him, Phil would probably continue biting and sucking at Dan’s neck. Like if Dan was riding him he’d pull his neck close to him and just keep biting as Dan rode him till he came long and hard.

-Phil would 100% love just marking Dan up, leaving purple hickeys all over Dan’s neck. Sometimes to the point he has to wear concealer to cover it up. Because Phil needs to claim Dan as his, even if the fans can’t see it, and he loves the high-pitched moans Dan makes when he works on his neck.

-on that topic, I think the horn hoodie (whenever that was bought idr I think 2012ish but still) was bought for the sole purpose of covering up hickeys on Dan’s neck when he was too lazy to find some other way to cover it.

Plot: Although Phil is a substitute, he is definitely not a sub. Aka, Dan flirts with Phil till he fucks him in detention. 

Genre: does this sound like fluff to you did you even read the plot

Word count: 2,336

Warnings: blowjobs, dirty talk, edging(ish), praise kink (if you squint real hard), spanking, studentXteacher

A/N: hello just call me sin honestly I’ve written like four smut fics this week and its tuesday 

““I like you ordering me around, you know,” Dan teased. “I’d prefer it in some other situation, though. Maybe where we’re both naked.”

“Howell, please be quiet, you’re distracting me.”

“Make me,” Dan challenged, noticing Phil finally look up, his pupils slightly dilated. It was working.”

-dan stays in bed later than usual, and it was already 2 pm. phil decided to check on him, and opened the door. dan laid on his bed naked with a vibrator in his ass and phil could hear him moaning in his pillow. he had one of his stuffed toys in between and was grinding against it. “baby?” phil asked. dan’s hair was curly and his face was flustered. phil could feel himself straining in his pants.

-dan shifted his head to look at phil, and lazily smiled. “daddy, could you help me?” dan asked. phil shook his head, giving dan a stern look. “no, you didn’t come to have breakfast with me and left daddy all alone. you broke one of our routines, you can get off on your own.” phil answered. dan started to pout, he wasn’t used to phil ignoring him.

-maybe pouting wasn’t the best idea as dan forgot that was breaking a rule. dan only wanted to make daddy happy, but his plan didn’t work. phil took away all his pacifiers for the day and dan wouldn’t get them back until phil got back from going to a friends house. but dan felt like being rebellious against his daddy and found where he hid them. he took one and sat in the living room sucking on it, a smirk on his face.

-phil came home sooner than dan expected and caught him sucking on his paci. “daddy-” dan started to say but phil cut him off. “you broke another rule, dan. i should’ve gave you a proper punishment,” phil said. dan set down his paci and tried to apologize. “no, that’s not going to work. be naked in my room in ten minutes.”

-dan laid on the bed, anxious for what phil was going to do. phil came in but gave dan a hard stare, and dan tried to apologize again. “you’ve been very bad,” phil started to say. he crawled over dan, so their foreheads were touching. “how should i punish you?” phil asked. he leaned down to kiss dan, and dan whimpered. “i’m sorry, daddy,” dan said and phil pulled away from him. “sorry isn’t enough, sweetheart.”

-phil slipped on a cockring on dan and started to undress. phil gave dan hickies and licked over the red spots. phil left a wet trail of kisses to down dan’s chest, and hovered over dan’s straining cock. dan could feel phil’s breath and made him more desperate. “please touch my prince parts, daddy,” dan begged. “you haven’t been a good boy though, only good boys get what they want.” phil answered.

-phil didn’t touch dan but only gave him little touches, making him squirm. phil turned dan over and ordered him to get on his hands and knees. phil thrusted in him fast, and stayed deep inside of dan. dan was shaking at the sudden thrust and moaned out when phil hit his prostate. phil pulled out but quickly thrusted back in.

-phil was pounding mercilessly into him, leaving bruises on dan’s hips at how hard he was gripping him. “daddy, i want to come,” dan breathed out. “only if you’re ready to come one more time, take it off,” phil answered through his moans. dan did take off the cock ring and came all over the bedsheets, but phil wasn’t done yet.

-phil kept pounding into dan, and he was already so sensitive from coming the first time. he came a second time, and phil came quickly after that. dan laid down on the bed, exhausted and tired, covering in his own cum.

This is one of my most favorite things ever ahhhhhh yiss(This is long grab a snack if you need to)

-The most infamous relationship ever at the local high school was Dan and Phil’s hatred for each other. They were polar opposites in most aspects, but we’re quite similar in others.

-They were both bi af cute boys with fringes, who were sharp and quick-witted, and completely stubborn with everything.

-Well, Phil a little more than Dan. Dan still did his homework and was a bit of a teacher’s pet (something which Phil absolutely despised him for). Phil was the school’s classic punk; jet black with midnight-blue streaked hair with a fringe that went a different direction, heavy charcoal leather jacket, ripped jeans and combat boots, and don’t even get me started on the tattoos.

-Dan was…delicate. A crown of petals adorned his curly brunet hair, he made paws from the sleeves of his oversized pastel sweaters over his hands, and his eyes…a soft gentle brown that could look up with such wonderment and innocence. He was very feminine, but even on the days where he tried to be masc, he could not leave the house without one of his well-known flower crowns.

-Phil has openly stated to his group of friends that he’d fuck Dan Howell, if given the chance. He wanted to corrupt the innocence right out of him if the opportunity were to ever rise. He didn’t care who knew, hell he’s pretty sure Howell knew by now. Phil would do anything to get those adorable lips around his dick.

-Dan however, would absolutely die if anybody found out that he slightly fancied Phil. He was just so big and dark, and an upperclassman…not to mention absolutely gorgeous…

-Dan slammed his locker door to cut out the thoughts forming in head. Phil was a dick. A handsome one, at that. And he would like to get his hands on some of that handsome dick, if you’re picking up what I’m putting down.

-He shakes his head vigorously and begins to walk down the hall, wanting to block all the nsfw images from his mind. He was doing just fine, until he heard a voice call out from behind him.

-“Hey Flower Boy! Chris said he saw you buy some lingerie last night, any truth to that?” He shouted from the other end of the hall, everyone in sight hearing them and beginning fits of laughter. Dan turned beet red and turned around slowly, sending daggers of steel from his eyes towards the punk. They both walk forward and meet in the middle, with Dan as red as a tomato, and Phil smirking like the Devil.

-“Okay, well, what was Chris doing even doing in the feminine section last night?” Dan put his hands on hips while implying that Chris too, was buying female undergarments. Phil barked out a laugh, causing Dan to jump.

-“Obviously just looking through them like the perv he is, not actually buying and wearing them.” Phil shot at the younger. Dan opened his mouth to reply, but no words poured out. This just made Phil, and everyone around them, laugh harder.

-“Oh my God, it’s true. You really did get lingerie last night! Tell me, Howell,” he emphasized his last name, “Will you be giving out any shows sometime soon?” Dan bit the inside of his cheek and glared up at the older.

-“Oh, you so wish.” He spat out. What Phil said next, however, surprised him.

-“You’re right. I do.” Phil sneered back down to him. Dan batted his eyelashes.

-“Well in that case, did you know you’re really pretty…” he cooed and beckoned Phil to bend down. Phil obliged and Dan took it upon himself to lean towards his ear to finish is sentence,“Pretty ugly.” He stomped his foot onto Phil’s and the punk shouted ‘fuck’ out loud. If looks could kill, Dan would be dead.

-The pastel runs down the corridor, Phil hot into his tracks. Teachers yell carelessly at them to slow down, not having the motivation to stop them. Dan runs into the nearest boys’ room, and is just about to lock himself in the handicapped stall, when Phil grabs his arm and yanks Dan towards him.

-“You. Fucking. Brat.” Phil seethes. Dan dodges his head and winces, waiting a blow to his face.

-Except, it never came. Dan craned his neck back towards the older, only to have his lips immediately attacked with another pair. Dan sighs contently into the kiss, his hands reaching to tug Phil’s hair. The older ends up reaching for Dan’s collar and yanks him into the stall. Dan yelps and almost falls, with Phil catching him right in time.

-Their sloppy making out gets sloppier, Phil’s lips traveling across the younger’s jawline and down his neck, sucking and licking all the while.

-Dan’s moans get louder, making Phil hiss ‘shut up’ at him multiple times.

-“Why don’t you do something useful for once and get down on your knees, huh Flower Boy?”

-“Dan whimpers at the command and nickname, and does what he is told. He unbuckles Phil’s belt and unzips his jeans, shimmying them down until about mid-thigh. Dan took this moment to appreciate the type of boxers that Phil’s wearing.

-“Seriously? Never pegged you as a Sonic fan.”

-“At least it’s better than wearing underwear for chicks.” Phil spat back. Dan glared at Phil before staring ahead at his hard on.

-“Gotta go fast,” Dan deadpans before instantly mouthing his lips over Phil’s clothed cock. Phil threads his fingers into the younger’s hair and rolls his eyes in annoyance and pleasure.

-“Hngg, I canno-fuck. I cannot believe you just fucking said that.” Dan smirks up at him and pulls his head back. Phil takes his dick out of his boxers and rests the head onto Dan’s pretty lips.

-“Suck.” He demands. Dan squeaks in response and immediately takes Phil, making it obvious he’s enjoying the dominance.

-“Such a sub. I bet you enjoy my cock, don’t you Pretty Boy? You look so hot on your knees, taking all of me.”

-Dan unzips his own jeans and uses the heel of his left palm to grind himself onto, getting off on Phil’s talking. He gives soft kitten licks to the head, and then trying to deepthroat him all at once. He’s moaning around Phil’s dick, paying special attention to a particular prominent vein on the underside. Phil lets out a throaty groan and tugs on Dan’s hair even more.

-“You’re being such a good boy, Dan. I bet you’re a real cock slut, aren’t you? Yeah you are. You’re a whimpering mess just from sucking my cock. Mhmm. Wonder what it would be like to fuck that tight hole of your’s, babe.”

-Phil eventually spills into Dan’s mouth, and Dan licks up and down his shaft, collecting as much cum as he can. Phil continues to dirty talk him as Dan fucks into his own hand, noises of absolute pleasure leaving his lips.

-“A-ah! Phil!” He screws his eyes shut and cums in his hand, having the most intense orgasm he’s ever had in the 16 years of his existence.

-“Fuck, you’re adorable.” Phil says aloud. Dan looks up at him a blushes deep. Phil cleans the both of them up and pats Dan’s hair lightly. It’s at this action, when Dan notices something amiss.

-“My crown!” He exclaims. He pats his head in a panic, hoping it would magically turn up.

-“Chill, kid. It’s right here,” Phil pulls the accessory out of his leather jacket pocket, “It fell off of you while you were running. I knew you wouldn’t be able to sleep at night if you never got it back.” Dan gapes at him and Phil just simply shrugs. He tugs is jeans back up and is about to leave the stall, when he turns back to Dan.