More people need to understand the sexual appeal of armor

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

in case anyone is missing the sheer beauty of this french pun, in english it says "ominous" but broken up like a separated head and body - but in french "o minous" means "oh kitties"

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

Threesome between you, me, and who I used to be

when he's bisexual and a complete fucking loser...

imagine you kiss a boy and then he spends fifteen years as a hermit instead of going home to his beautiful wife. i too would start wondering things like well maybe he is into me

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

You don't need a "WIFE". What you NEED is a beautiful priestess of the old religion to lead you down a dark path.

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great