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…Do you think it’s too late in life to try and get you disowned from our family?

Probably, but that's only because mom and dad love me, so I doubt they'd listen to your suggestion to get me booted from the family.

I can and will keep using that as an alibi. Being bisexual really spruces up my Wikipedia page, y’know. If I was straight, it wouldn’t even be the under the ‘personal life’ header.

Let's be honest, you're the only one who keeps your Wikipedia page up to date and you probably created the damn thing to begin with.

I think the fact that I’ve slept with my fair share of guys kind of cancels out the whole homophobe thing.

You're basically straight now and are practically married to America's sweetheart, you can no longer use that as an alibi.

That’s totally not fair. You can make fun of me but the best I can do to make fun of you is to make some lesbian joke.

I mean, you could make a lesbian joke but then I'd have to call you a homophobe and I'm sure you don't want to deal with that pr disaster. The last thing you want is for the gays to hate you.

..I find it endearing. Stop making fun of me.

You're like a whipped little puppy, of course I'm not going to stop making fun of you.

..Kenize is Kenzie, she’s bound to say something inappropriate and un-lady like. It’s just weird when you say it.

No, it's totally weird to know that you find your girlfriend saying balls and i love you to be attractive. I always knew you were an odd ball, but damn..