Petra Moon

Because I am picturing the man absolutely hauling ass, stopping around the corner, hands on his knees catching his breath, breath in, then pull out the sniper rifle for his suave entrance about finding the primarch for Shepard.

shepard: shit, it's asking for exact measurements. i just need to buy a new-

miranda, from across the room, not even looking up from her book: you're approximately 170 centimeters tall. bust is 87 centimeters, waist is 73, and hips are 91. your measurements might have changed over the last six months while you were on house arrest, so i'd recommend taking that into consideration.

shepard:

I’ve been playing this trilogy since 2011 and I’ve done a lot of dumb shit in this game, but this is by far one of the dumbest. 🤣