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Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

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why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣

...can you put your shoes back on

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Sand Hollow

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January Morning

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Shine

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time for me to ruminate on these tweets again.

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like why is this the funniest exchange i have ever seen. i love them

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Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

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[Image text from a novel:

"I like your mother. You have your mother's breasts."

"Her breasts."

"Great stand-up tits," he said.]

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sorry I think we’re sleeping on

This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

iwilleatyourenglish

this is Cosmopolis by Don DeLillo. it’s a really weird novel about a man going to get a haircut that’s also a pretty explicit criticism of the 1%.

the main character is a multimillionaire who’s so fixated on money and materialism that he’s basically forgotten how to be a normal human being and connect with people. that conversation above is him talking to his new wife. at one point, he even says something like, “this is good. we are having a conversation. this is what people do.”

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Tumblr’s literary analysis skills are best summed up by the fact that “he could feel the glucose entering his cells” was not enough to tip tens of thousands of people off that this was not an interaction meant to be taken at face value.

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Listen, I've met people who actually talk like that

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Melenos Lindos (Greece)

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“The Fallout” premiered today on hbo max

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Jenna Ortega as Vade Cavell (The Fallout)

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And then I met Sarah in the bathrooooooooom.

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