Hatin' on Cute Animals

i hope you get beat up on the bus you quart-sized vomit mop.

don't you ever try to steal my soda again, jackass. now get out of here; you smell like satan's musty basement

and don't come back until you learn how to be polite. and when you've found a job

i swear if you crap on the table at the vet again you're gonna sleep outside for a whole week

they're called "antlers" you puffy sack of barf, good god are you really that stupid?

get your stupid lazy asses outside and shovel the driveway

you all get detention because you didn't study and you're all miserable failures

it's not my fault you have no friends, why don't you try not crying every once in a while?

i didn't know bear shits could get perms

you fat slob, your face looks like burnt kimchee.

god what the hell is wrong with your face? were you making out with an auto mechanic's butt?

why don't you find someone who actually gives a crap about your problems

i swear if you knock over my snowman, dog, so help me, i will throw your smelly ass in a snowbank and leave you there overnight