Peter Pettigrew

... @siriusly-a-star?

yeah?

can we talk? please?

no, i could never. i thought you hated me

how the fuck did you get that idea

i confessed my undying love to you two separate times with an embarrassing amount of detail and on both occasions your reaction was 'oh.'

well how the hell else do I respond to that??

what

you're gonna have to give me more to work with here

im sorry

no- fuck. sirius. it is MY fault. i am in the wrong. and i know i have no right to ask anything of you right now, but one word answers lead to this, and im trying to lead us back out

its literally no ones fault. miscommunication happens sometimes.

remus you're awesome and dont forget it. and ofc! im sorry i couldnt help more tho

... @siriusly-a-star?

yeah?

can we talk? please?

no, i could never. i thought you hated me

how the fuck did you get that idea

i confessed my undying love to you two separate times with an embarrassing amount of detail and on both occasions your reaction was 'oh.'

well how the hell else do I respond to that??

what

you're gonna have to give me more to work with here

im sorry

no- fuck. sirius. it is MY fault. i am in the wrong. and i know i have no right to ask anything of you right now, but one word answers lead to this, and im trying to lead us back out

its literally no ones fault. miscommunication happens sometimes.

OH MY GOD @prongsy-prongs ARE YOU INSANE IM DIGGING MYSELF INTO A HOLE AND NEVER COMING OUT

@peteythepetty please drag him out

mhmm okay but what do i get in exchange

… getting your friend Remus out of a hole?

fineeee okay where is he

NO

yes

peter!!!

remus!!!

do not look for me!!! please!!! im wallowing in self pity!!!

and why’s that???

yes he could peter im self destructive we never would've lasted oh god that's right he deserves better than me

no he could not you two are perfect for each other and everyone sees it

he KNOWS screw this

nuh uh go talk to him

😓😓😓 it's happening pete we're talking but im really nervous

good bc istg IF YOU BREAK UP WITH HIM BC OF THIS I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN MYSELF SO I CAN MURDER YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE :D (/j ofc unless you actually did)

REMUS JOHN LUPIN YOU WHAT

i said not to pete

your tone of text is literally giving it away. YOU WHAT NOW???

i thought he hated me! i mean, we've cleared that up, but i don't think he loves me but BUT that's okay he will one day maybe if we sort this out and get back together

HE ABSOLUTELY LOVES YOU THAT MAN LOOKS AT YOU LIKE YOURE HIS WHOLE WORLD???? REMUS WHY

I DONT EVEN KNOW AMYMORE

GO UNDO IT

buddy im TRYING

TRY HARDER

im sorry 😓😓

youre fine moony just go make up and out bc neither of you can live without the other. theres really nothing to apologise for its just miscommunication

... @siriusly-a-star?

yeah?

can we talk? please?

no, i could never. i thought you hated me

how the fuck did you get that idea

i confessed my undying love to you two separate times with an embarrassing amount of detail and on both occasions your reaction was 'oh.'

well how the hell else do I respond to that??

what

you're gonna have to give me more to work with here

im sorry

no- fuck. sirius. it is MY fault. i am in the wrong. and i know i have no right to ask anything of you right now, but one word answers lead to this, and im trying to lead us back out

its literally no ones fault. miscommunication happens sometimes.

OH MY GOD @prongsy-prongs ARE YOU INSANE IM DIGGING MYSELF INTO A HOLE AND NEVER COMING OUT

@peteythepetty please drag him out

mhmm okay but what do i get in exchange

… getting your friend Remus out of a hole?

fineeee okay where is he

NO

yes

peter!!!

remus!!!

do not look for me!!! please!!! im wallowing in self pity!!!

and why’s that???

yes he could peter im self destructive we never would've lasted oh god that's right he deserves better than me

no he could not you two are perfect for each other and everyone sees it

he KNOWS screw this

nuh uh go talk to him

😓😓😓 it's happening pete we're talking but im really nervous

good bc istg IF YOU BREAK UP WITH HIM BC OF THIS I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN MYSELF SO I CAN MURDER YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE :D (/j ofc unless you actually did)

REMUS JOHN LUPIN YOU WHAT

i said not to pete

your tone of text is literally giving it away. YOU WHAT NOW???

i thought he hated me! i mean, we've cleared that up, but i don't think he loves me but BUT that's okay he will one day maybe if we sort this out and get back together

HE ABSOLUTELY LOVES YOU THAT MAN LOOKS AT YOU LIKE YOURE HIS WHOLE WORLD???? REMUS WHY

I DONT EVEN KNOW AMYMORE

GO UNDO IT

buddy im TRYING

TRY HARDER

OH MY GOD @prongsy-prongs ARE YOU INSANE IM DIGGING MYSELF INTO A HOLE AND NEVER COMING OUT

@peteythepetty please drag him out

mhmm okay but what do i get in exchange

… getting your friend Remus out of a hole?

fineeee okay where is he

NO

yes

peter!!!

remus!!!

do not look for me!!! please!!! im wallowing in self pity!!!

and why’s that???

yes he could peter im self destructive we never would've lasted oh god that's right he deserves better than me

no he could not you two are perfect for each other and everyone sees it

he KNOWS screw this

nuh uh go talk to him

😓😓😓 it's happening pete we're talking but im really nervous

good bc istg IF YOU BREAK UP WITH HIM BC OF THIS I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN MYSELF SO I CAN MURDER YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE :D (/j ofc unless you actually did)

REMUS JOHN LUPIN YOU WHAT

i said not to pete

your tone of text is literally giving it away. YOU WHAT NOW???

i thought he hated me! i mean, we've cleared that up, but i don't think he loves me but BUT that's okay he will one day maybe if we sort this out and get back together

HE ABSOLUTELY LOVES YOU THAT MAN LOOKS AT YOU LIKE YOURE HIS WHOLE WORLD???? REMUS WHY

I DONT EVEN KNOW AMYMORE

GO UNDO IT

WHJAT

shit

REMUS LUPIN YOUD BETTER HAVE AN EXPLANATION

i mean- i explained!

NO THATS NOT VALID ENOUGH GIVE ME A THREE PARAGRAPH ESSAY WITH GOOD POINTS THAT MINNIE WOULD BE PROUD OF

i can't my fingers are frozen it's really cold out here :(

KARMA. NOW GO APOLOGISE AND GET BACK TOGETHER

OH MY GOD @prongsy-prongs ARE YOU INSANE IM DIGGING MYSELF INTO A HOLE AND NEVER COMING OUT

@peteythepetty please drag him out

mhmm okay but what do i get in exchange

… getting your friend Remus out of a hole?

fineeee okay where is he

NO

yes

peter!!!

remus!!!

do not look for me!!! please!!! im wallowing in self pity!!!

and why’s that???

yes he could peter im self destructive we never would've lasted oh god that's right he deserves better than me

no he could not you two are perfect for each other and everyone sees it

he KNOWS screw this

nuh uh go talk to him

😓😓😓 it's happening pete we're talking but im really nervous

good bc istg IF YOU BREAK UP WITH HIM BC OF THIS I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN MYSELF SO I CAN MURDER YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE :D (/j ofc unless you actually did)

REMUS JOHN LUPIN YOU WHAT

i said not to pete

your tone of text is literally giving it away. YOU WHAT NOW???

i thought he hated me! i mean, we've cleared that up, but i don't think he loves me but BUT that's okay he will one day maybe if we sort this out and get back together

HE ABSOLUTELY LOVES YOU THAT MAN LOOKS AT YOU LIKE YOURE HIS WHOLE WORLD???? REMUS WHY

WHJAT

shit

REMUS LUPIN YOUD BETTER HAVE AN EXPLANATION

i mean- i explained!

NO THATS NOT VALID ENOUGH GIVE ME A THREE PARAGRAPH ESSAY WITH GOOD POINTS THAT MINNIE WOULD BE PROUD OF

OH MY GOD @prongsy-prongs ARE YOU INSANE IM DIGGING MYSELF INTO A HOLE AND NEVER COMING OUT

@peteythepetty please drag him out

mhmm okay but what do i get in exchange

… getting your friend Remus out of a hole?

fineeee okay where is he

NO

yes

peter!!!

remus!!!

do not look for me!!! please!!! im wallowing in self pity!!!

and why’s that???

yes he could peter im self destructive we never would've lasted oh god that's right he deserves better than me

no he could not you two are perfect for each other and everyone sees it

he KNOWS screw this

nuh uh go talk to him

😓😓😓 it's happening pete we're talking but im really nervous

good bc istg IF YOU BREAK UP WITH HIM BC OF THIS I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN MYSELF SO I CAN MURDER YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE :D (/j ofc unless you actually did)

REMUS JOHN LUPIN YOU WHAT

i said not to pete

your tone of text is literally giving it away. YOU WHAT NOW???

WHJAT

shit

REMUS LUPIN YOUD BETTER HAVE AN EXPLANATION

OH MY GOD @prongsy-prongs ARE YOU INSANE IM DIGGING MYSELF INTO A HOLE AND NEVER COMING OUT

@peteythepetty please drag him out

mhmm okay but what do i get in exchange

… getting your friend Remus out of a hole?

fineeee okay where is he

NO

yes

peter!!!

remus!!!

do not look for me!!! please!!! im wallowing in self pity!!!

and why’s that???

yes he could peter im self destructive we never would've lasted oh god that's right he deserves better than me

no he could not you two are perfect for each other and everyone sees it

he KNOWS screw this

nuh uh go talk to him

😓😓😓 it's happening pete we're talking but im really nervous

good bc istg IF YOU BREAK UP WITH HIM BC OF THIS I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN MYSELF SO I CAN MURDER YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE :D (/j ofc unless you actually did)

REMUS JOHN LUPIN YOU WHAT

OH MY GOD @prongsy-prongs ARE YOU INSANE IM DIGGING MYSELF INTO A HOLE AND NEVER COMING OUT

@peteythepetty please drag him out

mhmm okay but what do i get in exchange

… getting your friend Remus out of a hole?

fineeee okay where is he

NO

yes

peter!!!

remus!!!

do not look for me!!! please!!! im wallowing in self pity!!!

and why’s that???

yes he could peter im self destructive we never would've lasted oh god that's right he deserves better than me

no he could not you two are perfect for each other and everyone sees it

he KNOWS screw this

nuh uh go talk to him

😓😓😓 it's happening pete we're talking but im really nervous

good bc istg IF YOU BREAK UP WITH HIM BC OF THIS I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN MYSELF SO I CAN MURDER YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE :D (/j ofc unless you actually did)

WHJAT

OH MY GOD @prongsy-prongs ARE YOU INSANE IM DIGGING MYSELF INTO A HOLE AND NEVER COMING OUT

@peteythepetty please drag him out

mhmm okay but what do i get in exchange

… getting your friend Remus out of a hole?

fineeee okay where is he

NO

yes

peter!!!

remus!!!

do not look for me!!! please!!! im wallowing in self pity!!!

and why’s that???

yes he could peter im self destructive we never would've lasted oh god that's right he deserves better than me

no he could not you two are perfect for each other and everyone sees it

he KNOWS screw this

nuh uh go talk to him

OH MY GOD @prongsy-prongs ARE YOU INSANE IM DIGGING MYSELF INTO A HOLE AND NEVER COMING OUT

@peteythepetty please drag him out

mhmm okay but what do i get in exchange

… getting your friend Remus out of a hole?

fineeee okay where is he

NO

yes

peter!!!

remus!!!

do not look for me!!! please!!! im wallowing in self pity!!!

and why’s that???

yes he could peter im self destructive we never would've lasted oh god that's right he deserves better than me

no he could not you two are perfect for each other and everyone sees it