face it, tiger!

a “i’m getting married next week to a girl i’m not even sure i love but hey at least my brother is throwing a kick ass bachelor party for me!!!! this stripper giving me a lapdance right now kinda looks a lot like my high school sweetheart that i havent seen in years — holy shit wait its her” plot !!!!!1!

ok but a plot where muse a is the leader/part of this really dangerous and famous gang and almost everyone knows who muse a is, the horrible things they have done, how skilled they are at whatever weapon they like the most, how they have no mercy and will either kill you in matters of seconds or torture you until you’re begging for death. they’re cold, they’re calculating, rumor has it they lack a heart and soul,, but then, THEN, there’s muse b; pure, innocent, maybe shy and awkward ( or not, up to u?? ) personality is cute as fuck, a marshmallow that needs to be protected, and well, muse a really wants to protect them in the moment their eyes land on muse b, even if they don’t know them at all because ‘dude they look so fucking fragile someone is going to hurt them wtf the fuck’. and one day, after days ( or weeks ) of muse a admiring muse b from afar they decide to approach them someway somehow, and poor muse b is clueless abt who muse a really is at first. this could be so angsty and fluffy and just !!!!! i Want

enemies to friends to lovers is literally my favorite trope. i will never tire of seeing two characters go from hating each other, to tentatively feeling out a friendship, to slowly developing feelings for each other and then falling in love. it’s painfully cliché and  i want to see it e v e r y w h e r e

alright … listen … not sure if this has been done but give me a plot where muse a constantly dreams about their perfect partner, but can never see their face for some reason, like all they’re seeing is the back of their dream lover’s head but even that can’t give them a clue of who it could possibly be. one night, they’re invited to a party that requires you to wear costumes and they meet this one person who they just love straight away? ( love at first mask? ) thing is; they can’t see their face either, and at the end of the night, no names nor numbers were exchanged and now muse a is trying to find them again because they think that’s the person from their fantasy so they drag their friend with them to go out and find their soulmate. they ask the party host where everyone was from but they replied saying that they stayed all over the US, maybe even some in the UK who were just visiting and they get addresses and phone numbers and travel across the US to find this one person. PLOT TWIST; it’s the best friend, aka muse b, but they’re too afraid to confess to being the person because they see the way muse a eyes’ light up like fireworks when they mention this mysterious person and they’re just so excited about finding them and they’re traveling the world together and getting close and soon enough when muse b is about to confess, they find SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HER NAME AND COSTUME. that person, too, is looking for someone with the same name and costume but never knew their name so now muse a has fallen in love with this impostor and muse b is pretending to be happy when deep down inside, they’re digging that person’s grave . FUCK THE ANGST, TEARS, TEXTS I COULDN’T SEND, GIVE ME THAT SHIT PLS