Resting Bitch Life

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

i’m desperate huhu

Please give me some inspiration oh great duck of creativity

I clearly need this as well. Please bless me, oh noble duck of creativity

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

Is this the sequel to that icebox poem?

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

This, but with Cheetos

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.

I remember an interview with a guy that did the camera work for nature documentaries and he said that baleen whales like these guys were the scariest things to shoot because “They’re the size of a train, they can suddenly appear out of nowhere in dark or murky water and they don’t make a goddamn sound. I was absolutely sure that one of them was going to hit me and well, ‘that’s all folks!’. Gave me a lot of perspective on how I handle myself when filming smaller animals now.”

Flybrow! 💖

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot