Paradise City

Please take care of her, she’s the only family I have left. Dammit, I was looking forward to calling you daddy. I was hoping we could go on fishing trips and everywhere. You’re a terrible step-dad already.

Aint you got a kid that you just threw under the bus by sayin you got no family? I mean I aint father of the year,but damn.But hell,I aint worried,my kids tell me that all the time,I got over it. I’m more worried about you wantin to call a grown man daddy, cause that’s a whole nother can of worms right there. You got some issues, boy.

Go right ahead. I mean, she’s nearly 90 and has memory problems. So she’s bound to forget who you are and beat you with her walking cane.

She’s one hell of a woman, Rick. Very spunky for her age. I think we have something. You aint gotta call me daddy or nothin’ but I want you to know that I’m here for ya, man.

The more ‘your mom’ jokes you make, the less I respect I have for you.

Hey,I might be your step father one day, show a little respect. I know she raised you better.

roxleyspam:

kinneyandreedus:

kinneyandreedus:

Now when have I ever been like anything you’ve ever seen? I really like to stick to the whole rarity bit. If there was one whole squad of lady cops I am pretty sure we’d get a lot of work done. We let big Barb handle the searches, she has very rough hands. 

Big barb sound like my kind of woman. I aint never heard of a woman who didn't wanna herself one of a kind, but if all lady cops looked like you guys would be throwing themselves in jail. Wanna cuff me and hold me prisoner sometime?

#Them aint police ID badge photos are they?

AInt nothing like no cop I've ever seen. If all you lady cops looked like that guys would start looking for more reasons just to get arrested.Hell, they'd conceal a few weapons just to get felt up. If they say they god a loaded gun in their jeans, don't stick your hand down there cause odds are they aint lyin.