i have a niche audience

found family but it was found through crime trope is a more important invention than the wheel

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

imagine being such a giga hater lesbian that even the alien hivemind is like hey ur kind of toxic and we need a break. This happened to my good friend carol sturka

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

This poor guy looks exactly like the type who this scientist has been Experimenting On For Years 😭

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

"what do you do to contribute to society" i post my ocs to tumblr dot com lol.... 5 people on there like them.......

put a leash on you’re fucking catgirl! she keeps on eating all of the local endangered bird species!

(Visibly corrupted by my dark sorceries) huh? The purple veins? Dude I always had those. LIGHTNING BLAST. Sorry you were pissing me off. LIGHTING BLAST ON YOUR BALLS

i believe your usefulness to me has... run its course (snaps my fingers and the two security guards behind you start sucking themselves off)

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