Be it far from him to turn down a bar-hopping buddy any other night, which is why as far as tomorrows went, maybeâjust maybeâTheo is far enough out of his mind to hope for one. ( Think about it: your friends are, what, seven years old? ) Meanwhile, hereâs to a night of scrunching back this guyâs hair from the toilet bowl.
In a way, though, itâs adorable: the cheery aria that lines his prattling. It would inveigle anyoneâs heartstrings to give Lee the liquor he wanted, and damn itâitâs not that he canât let loose ( right now he would love nothing more ), but he knows that tonight, thereâs nobody else who can be The Responsible One. Being defied snaps the wear out of heavy eyes; panic alighting, he downs his glass in one go before tailing after his guest. âLive a litâ⊠⊠holy shit, hold on! This isnât a pub! No⊠no taxi? Another drinkâ? And who the fuck is Allen?!â
æ±é tested, TVB approved: itâs a fiasco befitting of one of his sitcoms.
âWa-wait, wait! Are you hungry?!â Fingers manage to hook one of the blondeâs shirt cuffs, âYouâre hungry, right? Wasnât that your stomach just now? EatâŠââ A faint wince punctuates the maleâs outburst, confessing he has sprung forth before the alcohol has settled. But, no matterâhe rattles off the warning, and traces a cross over his breast. Maybe heâs past rational conversation, he thinks. Maybe itâs time to barter a bit, he thinks. His clutch to fine cloth slackens, only for two firm palms to plant atop the otherâs broad shoulders.
â⊠Eat first, okay? And Iâll make dumplings or some shit,â he promises, eyes lit behind thick lenses. âThen if youâre a good boy, Iâll make you a better drink. But Iâm not dicking around, bro! Y'gotta be really, really good! Okay?!â
Sloping skywards, dipping downwards, his balance is akin to the most turbulent of cacophonies; simply put, Leeâs a sopping mess, but at least heâs grinning, grinning, grinning for lack of any other emotion at the moment. Heâs having a fucking blast. Anything more substantial has been firmly sealed away with pungent, alcohol-laden fumes being the final turn of the key, and thatâs how he wants tonight to stay.
So no, he isnât gonna wonder why heâs such a piece of shit, or why heâs so damn annoying while this bro deserves far better than a tripped-out teen stumbling âround his house. Heâs drunk. Inebriated. Liberated from such mundane worries. Instead, he thinks about how this is seriously a nice house â life goals, even. Slap a pretty face in the picture frames and Leeâs own disgusting mug next to it and voila, there, a happy family.
Not that itâll ever be the right pretty face. Thatâs the point he winds up fixating on as he grunts, pushes the thought out of his mind ( fuck, how much moreâll he have to down to get rid of all of it? ) and latches grimy fingers to leather upholstery; yeah, itâs definitely time for another drink. The effects of earlier in the night are already starting to fade, although his ravenous appetite has only grown in size.Â
âFine, fine. A house then,â he says casually, tone making it evident that he still sees no problem whatsoever with waltzing around like he owns the place. Words are tied together, running back and through and over each other as he cheerily slurs the next bit: âFuuuuckallen. Fuck Allen. âCept not literally, but dude, dudebro, my homebro, my soul brutha, Allen doesnât matter â youâre my new best friend!â
The more he talks, the easier it gets. âDrinks on me, seriously! I ainât dickinâ around.â Heâs pushing back against the guyâs hold now, struggling to rise. âIâm pretty baller, yâknow. Iâll pay for the dumplings, all you can eat, so lemme up... !â This time he uses his legs too, muscles straining for the promise of further intoxication ( bottled happiness, more like ), and begins to whine. âCâmooooon!â