โ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐ง๐๐ข๐๐ข๐๐ฌ ๐๐ก๐ฆ๐ฃ๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ข๐ ๐ฃ๐ง๐ฆ ! an assortment of less serious prompts.
โ i didnโt fall from olympus, i stumbled gracefully. โ
โ you pray, i manifest. โ
โ zeus could never handle my notifications. โ
โ i light candles just to feel dramatic, not divine. โ
โ do i look mortal to you? โ
โ apollo called. he wants his spotlight back. โ
โ i donโt need thunder to make an entrance. โ
โ poseidon texts in waves. literally. โ
โ my therapist says i have โtoo much god complexโ. โ
โ athena told me to read more. i told her to chill. โ
โ iโd smite you, but iโm on break. โ
โ nectar? no, thatโs just iced coffee. โ
โ i heard chaos is hiring again. โ
โ i only curse people in lowercase. itโs aesthetic. โ
โ hermes ran off with my wi-fi again. โ
โ divinity looks better under bad lighting. โ
โ you canโt out-petty a goddess. โ
โ i flirt like a siren and disappear like hades. โ
โ this toga has pockets. your move, mortals. โ
โ artemis blocked me for calling her โmoon girlโ. โ
โ i whisper prophecies but everyone just hears โจvibesโจ โ
โ being immortal is exhausting. the group chat never dies. โ
โ i turned my ex into a constellation. visibility matters. โ
โ aphrodite said โself-loveโ, so i took it literally. โ
โ zeus has main character syndrome. โ
โ donโt tempt fate, sheโs already texting me back. โ
โ i once cried so hard i made a river. aquarius behavior. โ
โ mortals invented taxes. thatโs why we stopped helping. โ
โ ambrosia tastes like chaos and bad decisions. โ
โ i donโt hold grudges. i engrave them in marble. โ
โ oracle said โtouch grassโ. rude. โ
โ i cursed a guy once. now heโs a motivational speaker. โ
โ eternal life, but make it fashion. โ
โ medusa wasnโt wrong, just efficient. โ
โ i donโt need lightning. i am the flashback. โ
โ apollo keeps sending me poems. i keep leaving him on read. โ
โ itโs not wrath if itโs deserved. โ
โ i miss when offerings were wine, not vibes. โ
โ call me delphic, i give mixed signals. โ
โ i tried humility once. didnโt suit me. โ
โ chaos is my comfort zone. โ
โ i donโt answer prayers, i curate them. โ
โ you mortals gossip like the fates arenโt listening. โ
โ i forgave you centuries ago. still petty, though. โ
โ i turn heartbreak into mythology. โ
โ my altar has LED lights now. modernization. โ
โ i donโt need wings to ascend. just caffeine. โ
โ wine first, omens later. โ
โ call it divine intervention. i call it multitasking. โ
โ mortals fear death. i fear boredom. โ