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why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel
an insane response, but i can't fight this. carry on
im being hunted for sport in the notes
The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in
Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks
There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.
And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona
The aircraft are all under the command of the Australian government, which has declared that the nuclear arsenals are not their problem and that no aircraft will help anyone out with that problem. Your grandfather did fly with the bracelet one time, but he only got away with that because no one involved knew what the bracelet was and it would have been a huge deal if anyone had realized what was up. If you charter a flight towards the world's only hydraulic press, the Australians will know and throw lightning at the plane.
hamlet’s “i did love you once” and ophelia’s “indeed, my lord, you did make me believe so” is such an underrated gut punch. it’s betrayal it’s heartbreak it’s vulnerability it’s so over. truly no one is doing it like shakespeare
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
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laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
i trusted you
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!
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My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
Legolas please gain a sense of urgency
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
“Of course we’re in love, that’s why i tried to shoot you” “if you really loved me you wouldn’t have missed” is such a raw ass line you would think it comes from Goncharov (1973) and you would be right

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Wouldn’t leave my mind sorry
“Commander Arcturus reporting back from Earth, sir.”
“Yes, Commander? Do you recommend initiating contact with them?”
“To be honest, I am torn on the issue.”
“Do explain.”
“As you know, they are mortal flesh containing a consciousness. But sir … their consciousnesses don’t pass on to a different flesh when the flesh dies.”
“Mmm, they return to one great consciousness, do they?”
“Nnnnnno, sir. There is no one great consciousness. They just *die*. They’re just gone.”
“BUH — WHA — well that’s preposterous, where do they get the new consciousness from?”
“They make a new one. A brand new one. Every time a new human is conceived, they build a new consciousness, and every time a human dies, that consciousness is gone forever. … … … Sir?”
“How do they have any kind of body of knowledge, then? … … … Well that seems incredibly inefficient, it would take years for one of them to learn enough to be able to do anything! But if you say this is how they do it … My stars, man, that means they would be *aware* that they had an expiration date! It means they would know the *new consciousnesses they made* would inevitably die!”
“Yes sir. Mortality weighs heavily upon them.”
“To think such a time-limited species could become intelligent and not any of the normal ones on this planet.”
“Ummmmm. All life on that planet is the same way.”
“… … … I am tempted to simply mark it down as the saddest goddamn thing in the entire universe and move on.”
“Thank you, sir, yes, I agree.”
“Why the thank you?”
“Frankly, I don’t think I could stand to go back. I … made a friend, you see.”
Honestly, with all the tradwife cooking trash circulating, it only makes me love B Dylan Hollis more for baking vintage recipes while being openly gay, making sexual jokes, and screaming at the ingredients. He's the antithesis of every soft-spoken cishet woman cooking for her husband and children. You don't have to be an idyllic cottagecore housewife to cook.
So funny to read the training hall sections of Catching Fire knowing Finnick is specifically tasked with getting Katniss into an alliance. He follows her to the knot tying station, shows off his skills and jokes around, she gives him nothing and walks off. Finnick immediately goes to the archery station to wait for her since she'll surely want to come over and show off her best skill to posture or get back at him or just for fun. She doesnt, she steers well clear and instead gets chatting with Beetee and Wiress of all people and then at lunch says they're the only people she's found that she wants to ally with. Finnick takes this hit to his pride, realises he's getting nowhere, and comes up with a different strategy. He introduces Katniss to Mags and then leaves her alone.
@mage-chocolate you cannot leave gold like this in the tags!!!!
traditional chinese firework huohu火壶 by 江寻千
This is beautiful. Is this the same lady that learned the iron fireworks technique too?

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*post reveal*
Merlin: fuck, are you going to kill me?
Arthur: what, no, of course not. You're my best friend, I already knew. I was just waiting for you to tell me. I am working on legalizing magic, you wanna help????
Merlin: oh my god. This is everything I've ever dreamed of
Arthur: haha, yeah :)
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Arthur grabs Leon by the shoulders: Leon!!!! I fucked up!!!! I did NOT know about his magic!!!!
@hellneedsaruler you, you get me!
I’ve never watched this show, but am vaguely aware of it via internet osmosis. This is hilarious!
Leon: how did you not know? He literally confessed? Like, ten years ago.
Leon's been operating under the assumption everyone knows merlin's a sorcerer since episode 3
AU where when Distorted Michael got killed by The Spiral it actually just spat Michael out, leaving him disoriented and disgustingly terrified of the sensation of being human again but overall angry and still vengeful and hating The Archivist.
But Jon is incapable of leaving people behind, especially when they hate him it seems. He takes Michael with him, not thinking even for a second to leave him to The Stranger (even when it tries to whisper to Michael how he’s become a stranger in his own skin)
They try to find an exit and Michael is so angry and wishy washy and frazzled he simply storms to the nearest door, and the only thing that saves him from those jaws again is Jon using the adrenaline of panic to pull Michael back by the tail of his shirt. Helen stands behind the door and basically says. ‘Archivist, that is mine. If you would be so kind as to give it back, I could bring you back to your own territory.’
And Jon’s like ‘absolutely not, this is mine now.’ Blindly jumps head first into probably making a mistake to help someone. Michael is absolutely affronted. In a good way. He thinks. The Archivist. An Archivist. Saving him. Saying no to the fears and saving Michael over saving himself. Huh.
So they slam the door and escape another way and get back to the Institue and since Michael was never fired and couldn’t quit, technically he still works there and is now an Archival Assistant again. Great. Well… better.
Jon is paranoid and heckles and asks too many questions and doesn’t know when to quit. But, for Michael in the state he’s in, that’s actually helpful. Michael doesn’t trust the world around him either, for fucks sake he almost walked through the doors again! Jon kinda makes it worse, but hes trying alright?
(When they get back to the institute the teams like ‘damn does Michael need a hospital? Let him go to a-‘ and Jons like ‘I can’t leave him alone for strangers to prod, what if he’s taken!’ And Michael’s ‘damn he’s right what if I’m taken?’)
(The dynamic kinda turns into Michael like ‘peel this apple for me please? Jon says I can’t have the skin because it has toxins’ And the archival team like ‘well good thing he’s not here’ and Michael freaks the hell out because how is that a good thing what about the toxins?!)
They become symbiotic almost. Michael never leaves Jon side, never wanting to be alone and not trusting himself to even know which door to leave a room through. Jon really just wants to be able help something and Michael’s the only person that will let him, and Michael also possesses intimate knowledge of The Fears and specific players in them that Jon needs at this juncture. While fickle, Michael is a good compass for showing Jon where to look.
Michael unwillingly stays back for stopping the Unknowing, and his heart nearly stops when Jon doesn’t return with Basira. Dead? Jon can’t be dead, Michael will die if Jon is dead he’s sure he doesn’t belong to anything anymore what will take him if Jon doesn’t Michael will go mad without Jon what are they going to- a coma? Just a coma? Oh. Oh..
Michael doesn’t leave Jon’s side for a second. Literally he never steps foot outside the hospital room, he refuses to. Who knows what avatars could be nurses? Who knows what has become of Jon? Who knows what will come for him if he’s away too long?
Anyway, by season 4, these freaks are inseparably similar and need to be put down