I love how the message of Frankenstein isn’t “don’t play god and commit hubristic acts of mad science” but instead “when you commit a hubristic act of mad science you are responsible for parenting whatever comes out of it”

is 28°c/84°f too hot or too cold for you?

if you think 84°f is "too cold" then you are one of those organisms that lives exclusively in deep sea sulfur vents and I don't know how you got an internet connection but it's cool that you're here

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

dogs are like i will lay down and huff sadly while staring balefully at you until you feel guilty and give me food. cats are like hey mom oh nice cereal don’t mind if i do! with their little criminal faces already in your fucking bowl

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

#elementary is better than sherlock bc lucy liu is hotter and smarter than both of them  (Tag by @tangfastics)

the fact that being a woman and not wearing makeup is considered subversive in many places... Girl I am literally just alive. This is my face

cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part

“For generalized anxiety disorder, an increased muscular tonus in comparison to non-anxious persons has been found“ good news we’re all yolked as hell

sadly this is not because we’re constantly clenching our muscles, they actually say its because we’re all trembling 24/7 which is objectively way funnier…. 

Like chihuahua.