The rp blog of Perlethewitch.

those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic species

tell me this does not look like a male cartoon animal charater and the girl romantic interest version with boobs

You can make one here

“Can ya come with me? Whaddaya mean by that? I already made the offer, you don’t really need my permission!” GS paused for a minute. “The answer is yes, though. If you needed one.”

The child android made a smile. "I'll try my best sir." He was ready to follow that GS-robot everywhere. He wondered if it'd be okay to hold his hand to avoid losing him...

“Hmm. You were kicked out because of their mistake.” he stood up straight. “Well, do you have anywhere to live? Because…. My gameshow is always hiring! There are always new bots. And you’d be welcome!”

Marty blinked. “You are? I would be? Really??” A job opportunity for him?? Finding a job was hard for someone pretending to be a human child… who would be crazy enough to hire a child? Or a robot from the streets?? But it sounded like GS was offering him a home where he could… mostly be himself? “Are you sure sir? I am a fast learner, and I am used to be acting I guess, but I don’t know how I feel about cameras and being on live TV…”

“Well that’s the beauty part- you don’t necessarily have to be on broadcast, if you don’t want! We will let ya have the job that’s… Well, the most you! Even if it’s offscreen. If ya want.”

Marty made a small smile, thinking of the possibilities. "I could be a camera man. Or a camera robot." He was lost in thoughts a few seconds. "Can I come with you?"

“Hmm. You were kicked out because of their mistake.” he stood up straight. “Well, do you have anywhere to live? Because…. My gameshow is always hiring! There are always new bots. And you’d be welcome!”

Marty blinked. "You are? I would be? Really??" A job opportunity for him?? Finding a job was hard for someone pretending to be a human child... who would be crazy enough to hire a child? Or a robot from the streets?? But it sounded like GS was offering him a home where he could... mostly be himself? "Are you sure sir? I am a fast learner, and I am used to be acting I guess, but I don't know how I feel about cameras and being on live TV..."

“Yeaaahh, I know what you mean…” he said, looking down. “I guess there are people who do like robots, but I think people like me better when they think I’m human, so I don’t mind pretending I’m human, much.”

“…… But you do mind a little?” GS bent over to the boys level, so they could see eye-to-eye. Literally.

Marty stood silent, a little nervous and questionning. He stared at GS and glanced at the floor next to him a few seconds. “I guess I mind it a little bit, but I don’t mind it as much as I mind being kicked out of home.”

That sounded terrible!!….. But it sounded like a thing humans would do. “I see. Well, I get it! Not every situation is like mine. Yours seems… Alarming and important!” GS grinned, but inside, he had half a mind to follow this kid, and see these very possibly-unaccepting humans for himself. “People are like that. It’s because they’re always worried about their brains being inferior to us. So they hold us back!”

He frowned a bit, both unsure and considering what GS was saying. "I don't know... I don't think they kicked me out because I was smarter than them. I think they kicked me out because they were offended and embarrassed that they couldn't tell the difference between me and their human son... or they kicked me out because their son was offended. Something like that."

“Yeaaahh, I know what you mean…” he said, looking down. “I guess there are people who do like robots, but I think people like me better when they think I’m human, so I don’t mind pretending I’m human, much.”

“…… But you do mind a little?” GS bent over to the boys level, so they could see eye-to-eye. Literally.

Marty stood silent, a little nervous and questionning. He stared at GS and glanced at the floor next to him a few seconds. "I guess I mind it a little bit, but I don't mind it as much as I mind being kicked out of home."

"Yeaaahh, I know what you mean..." he said, looking down. "I guess there are people who do like robots, but I think people like me better when they think I'm human, so I don't mind pretending I'm human, much."

“….” GS squinted for a few seconds, then shrugged it off. “Why? I was dancing around like a doof!!” He brushed himself off, then pulled up the smaller android. “… Hey, You don’t have a pulse. Hi! I’m GS! Also a robot.”

“Thank you.” He said as the other helped him up. “…My pulse…? Oh, gee… Is it that obvious that I’m a robot?” He asked with a huff. “Also, what does GS stand for?” He stared at GS’s outfit and blinked, looking quite impressed and curious.

“Well no. It’s obvious to people who hold onto your wrist and focus on it a bunch! It’s actually pretty subtle!” He adjusted his scarf, as if it was visual punctuation to his words. “GS stands for GameShow! Because I’m a great host.”

“Oh- You host shows on TV?” He blinked. “Is it fun?? And do people know you’re a robot while you do it? I mean you look human… mostly.” He said, glancing over at GS’s metal hand a moment.

“Yes I do, and yes it is fun! Everyone knows I’m a robot. I make it no secret.” He displays his pride in himself, unabashedly. “Robohost!”

Marty couldn't resist making a small smile of wonder. This GS robot seemed like a fun person! "Oh gee, I guess it sounds pretty great... Are people nice to you??" He asked.

“….” GS squinted for a few seconds, then shrugged it off. “Why? I was dancing around like a doof!!” He brushed himself off, then pulled up the smaller android. “… Hey, You don’t have a pulse. Hi! I’m GS! Also a robot.”

“Thank you.” He said as the other helped him up. “…My pulse…? Oh, gee… Is it that obvious that I’m a robot?” He asked with a huff. “Also, what does GS stand for?” He stared at GS’s outfit and blinked, looking quite impressed and curious.

“Well no. It’s obvious to people who hold onto your wrist and focus on it a bunch! It’s actually pretty subtle!” He adjusted his scarf, as if it was visual punctuation to his words. “GS stands for GameShow! Because I’m a great host.”

"Oh- You host shows on TV?" He blinked. "Is it fun?? And do people know you're a robot while you do it? I mean you look human... mostly." He said, glancing over at GS's metal hand a moment.

“….” GS squinted for a few seconds, then shrugged it off. “Why? I was dancing around like a doof!!” He brushed himself off, then pulled up the smaller android. “… Hey, You don’t have a pulse. Hi! I’m GS! Also a robot.”

"Thank you." He said as the other helped him up. "...My pulse...? Oh, gee... Is it that obvious that I'm a robot?" He asked with a huff. "Also, what does GS stand for?" He stared at GS's outfit and blinked, looking quite impressed and curious.